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My lack of accuracy and depth perception let me down.
and horrible when I need to be good.
Sometimes not so good. The not-so-good occasions are pretty much always down to the flirtee in question being boring as fuck.
expecting me to put out after a quick flash of your Campag Velocet flexidisc, really!
You've changed AIC, changed for the WORSE.
Ross tries to flirt with the pizza girl?
no so good out of context :'(
Don't worry, nobody reads these threads
Was I talking to her about gas?
your usual line?
by talking to her about the differing prices of fuel around the country.
I have never been more amazed and disconcerted at one evening's events in my life.
or did you choose it for him and he had to go with it? I used to do a similar thing at university but the conversation topic was never as crushingly dull as that, we had to be given a chance.
Oh well. Lucky he's got a cheeky grin to carry him through.
I try to do that jokey sparring thing but more often than not I take it too far and end up offending the object of my desires.
I can't even tell.
can't beat a bargain bucket on the first date...
Girls always think i'm gay though, so maybe i'm not flirting, just "being camp".
is that what you call your morrissey obsession?!
emracing each other and singing along in unison whilst crying and desperately trying to catch Moz's eye you can dress me in crushed velour and call me Sebastian!
There is absolutely nothing gay about loving Morrissey more than your Dad. NOTHING.
And This charming man is, like, totally platonic...
know how to party or what?
if it has a spine I don't want to know.
flirting with a checkout girl this morning and as we got onto the topic of last nights edition of Crimewatch so to end the conversation i actually said 'Stay out of crime' whilst pointing a finger at her in a gun type way.
Im pretty fucking shit at it then.
Brilliant. If she doesn't want you after that, she's not worth the effort.
she was of Eastern Block origin and probably though I was accusing her of being a criminal in a racist way. I will of course avoid her checkout like the plague from now on.
I have a moustache. Oh, and a girlfriend.
Well If U Love Ya Girl
And Wanna Keep Ya GIrl
Don't Be Walkin Up And Askin Me To Meet Ya Girl
Cuz I'm Well Enough A Flirt When I Speak To Girl
She Winked Her Eyes On The Slide
I Seent U Girl
Better Treat Your Girl Right
Cuz Another Man Will
Better Eat Ya Girl LIke Another Man Will
Cuz U Leave Your Wife
And I See Ya Wife
That Be For Real
How Long U Think That's Finna Be Ya Wife
Well I'm Livin The Life
You Just Gettin It Right
Your Old Lady Look At Me
Cuz U Ain't Hittin It Right
She Probably Used To Like U
Cuz U You The Better Type
That's Until I Came Along
And Put Some Dick In Her Life
Wanna See how that ass look with dick in her life
I Noticed She Was Checkin Me
And Diggin The Ice
And If I Get That Tonight
Better Hit That Twice
I Can Even Make Her Mine
If I HIt That Right
You Know Smack That Thang
Sit That Right
Upon That Dresser
Yeah That's Right
Pullin On Her Hair
Like We Gettin In A Fight
Yeah I Know It's Kinda Tight
But It'll settle Just Right
So If Yo Girl Sexy
And She Test Me
Don't Be Upset G
Cuz U Might Catch Me
Tryin To Catch A Glance Up Her Skirt
We Playing In My glan in reverse
Then If I See Her And I Like Her Then I'm A Flirt
to flirt with a guy last w/e at the pub because I liked his moustache. He was balding slightly, but had THE coolest handlebar tache. He looked really young, I need to add. I asked him if I could touch his tache (I was drunk). He said no. I asked him if he wanted me to go away. He said no - but he also said he didn't think his boyfriend would like to see me chatting him up :(
:) drunken fool.
More of the same please
I flirt completely outrageously with most people I meet. if I actually like soemone and they are at all shy it's probably a bit scary.
-10/10 for accuracy.
it depends how receptive/responsive/interesting the other person is.
every time I hit on harru I fall asleep!
I feel a bit nauseaous..
and get the hell outta here!
is that you still haven't emailed the words I asked for and now I have no time to work on my bit.
Just shout a concoction of the following words and it'll pass as a Nick song:
Heh heh heh heh.
and a girl came over to ask if the stool next to me was taken.
I replied "YES IT IS, BUT YOU CAN SIT HERE" and slapped my thighs heartily.
She just shook her head and walked off.
If there were flirting Top Trumps I would be the top trump.
I am impressed.
unfortunately i'm usually just horribly drunk.
Until that stage I'm just a bit dull.
p.s. I keep on finding bits of your necklace on my floor.
Are the earings safe?
(Unless I've been burgled since this morning, which I really hope I haven't.)
it definitely wasn't me ^-^
I had to post it twice.
I'm wholesome I'll have you know.
I'm so hot for you.
yet again I feel left out. And disturbed.
me and prof-kitsch's Nottingham firebombing gang?
I was there for a fencing tournament (Laugh and I'll run you through with a sword), and was sporting a mohican of sorts and got threatened by two particularly ugly and large chavs for being a "punk piece of shit"
A) None of you have slept with me
B) None of you would sleep with me
C) Sadpunk tried to sleep with me
That's going to haunt you like, forever.
and we'll talk.
so i looked at this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirting
...and the girl I like has done most of the things on that list that's about half way down the page. Yesss!
"You'll figure that out soon enough after the deed."
^Happens a lot.
good at flirting, that girl who came on to the singer in that shit band and he ended up pissing on her, throwing her off his bus and launching a bottle at her head! I am in no way excusing this kind of barbaric bahavior but she must have been one bad flirt
in Nottingham last year. Charges were dropped.
"Online chat is a common modern tactic, as well as other one-on-one and direct messaging services"
Is it really?
/personality, but when i really fancy a guy im too shy and scared of rejectionm and just clam up and come out with stupid stuff.
*STUPID AMOUNT OF SAFETY-WINKS*
Then we can have a nice trip to the cinema. TO SEE RAMBO
If in conversation then the best way to flirt is just to continue the conversation.
If, on the other hand, the target is at the other side of the room, then the length, intensity and quality of looking are used appropriately.
Mr Tickle/Stretch Armstrong/Dhalsim
I need to be drunk to do it! By the time I'm drunk enough to do it I can hardly string two words together so it's always a failure really!
keep em keen
either that or i get drunk, touch their leg and talk about sex.
god im smooth (im really not)
great if I'm not that interested in them, awful if I properly fancy them.
because I don't consciously think 'right, now let's start to flirt', so its not really an active state of mind. It just flows when it wants to.
What can I say? I'm a natural.
Just like the Bishop of Southwark.
and tend to accidently throw drinks on people / all over the floor
thus i spend more time concentrating on not throwing my limbs everywhere than flirting.
yet, i still manage to pour my drinks everywhere...
avoiding eye contact and mumbled, self-pitying rants count as flirting? Because if so I'm GREAT.
and you know it.
(God, I feel like I'm from Nottingham all of a sudden. I'll never be clean again)
That's right: re-assert those hardcore credentials.
Mainly without realising.
But still, GOOD.
i've managed to have sex a few times tho, so that must count for something?
and prefer more of the subtle and yet direct approach.
like, flirting was modern, and now we've moved on, so it is 'post' modern, as it came after modernity.
I just understand your general disgust of the word 'flirting'. It's a pretty meaningless phrase. I flirt all the time, if I was to apply the meaning of the term properly.
I never seem to know when it happens to me ...
with those I don't fancy.
Absolutely terrible with those I do. I go all coy and shy and just assume they want to be friends forever and that I've read signals wrong.
that or I witter complete and utter nonsense and hope that they find it endearing haha.
really. If its someone that your into and you feel that they're reciprocating you can kind of talk about virtually anything and it come across as flirtatious, or at least with an underlying tone of sexual desire.
Actual chat-up lines are pretty awful (can't say I've ever used on in seriousness) unless you've got to the stage where you're totally taking the piss out of yourself and each other, which can be fun.
or credit card debt.
I am terrible at flirting. Most of the time i'm too shy to even go talk to girls i'm attracted to and then when I do talk to them I completely forget about every interesting I know about and end up talking about trivial rubbish between large bouts of silence. It's pretty rubbish really D:
but with the right person it's so easy.
most of the time i'm alright but there are the rare ocassion where it gets a bit hairy.
I have no self confidence, can never approach people without feeling like they're going to hate me forever, don't know what to say and I generally hate the way I am.
with people i'm not really that interested in. more of a non-flirt with guys i like, would probably be bad if i made an effort to flirt with them. the good flirting with non-interests is effortless, which is probably why it's good.
..great when I don't want to be and rubbish when I want to be.
but apparently my lines are a bit creepy
Real life flirting- terrible. And I don't like it when people flirt with me (unless I'm very out of it). If someone tries to pay me a compliment I will probably tell them to fuck off.
made the weekly mailout.
I tend not to consciously try to flirt. Often, when I talk to girls, there is an underlying flirting kinda thing going on..
Of course, when it's someone I am TRYING to flirt with, it usually ends up horrendous in my eyes.