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My lack of accuracy and depth perception let me down.
If no, without
am i allowed a bunch of keys?
we live in the same county. want a fight now?
I don't have my house keys on me
strength and agility are my most lethal weapons.
I find that if you shed all your dignity you become too pathetic for anyone to hit.
i also find walking with a limp that makes it seem like you've been in some heavy shit before helps you get out of stuff. alas, my limp is due to being a clumsy cunt, but they don't know that.
The only logical conclusion is that I am so good at fighting I've some how become notorious for it and people don't start on me
Fighting animals doesn't count ;)
and semi-drunkenly fought a gang of about 6 harpies who attacked one of my friends.
I was completely PWNED in the incident you refer to
You beat up an infant and some women/mythical creatures.
Is this what they call 'manning up'?
Has it really been that long?
but i am a total pussy
people who fight piss me off (unless it is genuinely out of self-defence)
I'd probably be shit but I do have mad judo skills if they don't resist and let me throw them (basically judo is useless for self-defence)
most of my fighting moves come from the tekken and soul calibur games. Soul calibur if i happen to be wearing a katana.
There have been times when I stepped in to help mates who were being confronted but it was never anything major.
I think my size kind of puts people off
when have you ever even come across a situation that required fighting? are you just belligerent?
I'm bored and its just a thread
as to how people ever come to blows, especially in this day and age. like seeing your examples above, that's understandable.
I've never started a fight and really don't consider them to be much fun!
i've pretty much come out of the three fights i've been in 10/10. my opponents in combat seem to underestimate my skillz, while i overestimate the fight. so while they may push me in that oh-so-schoolyard way, first, i go in for the kill and attack their shins. i find this considerably lowers their defences, thus bringing me to a speedy win.
if you attack the shins.
that i only reach their knees, anyway
you could save alot of time by going for the hair of eyes. or using your teeth. its about as dirty as kicking thier shins.
i tried to go for the hair/eyes one time, but ended up just swinging from his neck. srsly 10/10 stuff, i think you'll agree...
leaving them with black eyes
The only fight I've been in was when someone tried to mug me outside my house. It resulted in his fist glancing off the side of my head as I lost my balance trying to duck and me punching him in the cheek, followed by my mum running out and scaring him off. :(
I'd imagine it would be akin to the Hugh Grant/other chap scenario in Bridget Jones' Diary if I were to be.
Luckily people think I can handle myself as I'm over 6' and quite broad, so the opportunity never arises.
Me, You, Him, Harru, Shucks, thewarn.
I reckon I could win that.
I can't fight if I'm sleepy!
Add LordLuciusBanter and it might be an interesting one, rather than resembling this:
it would be totes lame!
I am to fighting what Harru is to entertaining.
I would be very slow to engage, hence kind of giving me an enourous disadvantage.
When Im in a good mood and someone is looking for a fight, i find myuself thrown, mentally turning over the nights previous events.......have i offended him in some way? did I look at him funny? (cant remember doing that) Is he mistaking me for someone else? Did I look at his girlfreind?
whilst basically they are preparing themselves for fighting, im wondering about if i have done something to legitimately provoke their apparent anger.
as I feel I am very tasty indeed
unless i feel it was warented (in which case Id have no problem)
The problem is before a fight starts, i would have no motivation to be ruthless.
once given to me re: fights:
be first and be totally totally ruthless.
try to avoid them by not being a cunt
i'm not pro fighting.
but sometimes they're impossible to avoid no?
but rarely. I've never been in one and I don't know many people who have. Most fights I've witnessed are caused by someone or more than one person being a twat initially and then someone else not being able to ignore this or face the humiliation of just backing down, leaving or apologising (even when not their fault) to avoid a fight.
Of course, there are times where someone just gets hit on for no apparent reason and then I think people are fully entitled to beat the shit out of that person.
only confrontations like when one of my best mates, we walked a bunch of chavs and he called one of them a gay, needless to say i didnt find it veyr funny, so we ran. there are times when i think fighting is necessary and when it really isn't, the latter i think being more frequent.
Juding on playfights I'm not too great. I've got a lot of strength and a fair bit of weight but no real idea of how to use it. I don't really like the idea of hitting people and don't really like being hit.
Luckily (bar three drunk guys once when there was no way I could've had a fair fight) no-one ever starts fights on me - I think it's 'cos I look neither weak enough to appear an easy target or hard enough to appear a challenge.
I was younger, and once punched someone in the eye in first school, even though they were bigger than me and I can't remember a valid reason for it.
I'd be the worst fighter on the planet. No muscle whatsoever, and I hate confrontation of any sort.
and be shit
cos I'm kinky like that
its worring ive never really had a proper fight just scraps... one with a kid who managed to destroy another kids testicle with a chair leg, that was frightening... but i believe i need to have a fight soon in order to know how to really react in one :s im implying that the more fights you are in the better you get?
I threw my shoe at him, missed, then he hit me in the face.
I am an awful fighter.
i didn't look how old this thread was :(