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Your ability to make a sandwich radically decreases
I can make a superb fry-up when drunk. Maybe you're just a bad sandwich-maker. I'm off to bed.
unlike driving, where I was better than Aryton Senna after a few.
and send text messages to people at obsecne times & when you start smoking at 4x your normal rate.
Also walking feels a bit odd anddddd when you start making food at odd hours or going out for a takeout at odd hours.
when you decide to let your friends go home while you yourself go somewhere else to get drunk.
or when you really feel the need to be sick.
coming in pissed up after a night out, i decided to make a sandwich and cut my palm on a butter knife. which i didnt think you could do.
and laugh, it means i'm drunk
It's tres annoying, especially as my job invloves a fair whack of lunchtime drinking
And start swaying slightly. And giggling.
and i know many of you wouldn't think that's possible, but it is.
- start saying 'i'm sooooooo drunk'
Or maybe just when I'm trying to sleep