So, I'm sat here like a female Hugh Hefman in me dressing gown, and I started wondering why:
Tap water is colder in the toilet than in the kitchen
I don't like Neighbours half as much now it's on channel five
Why I decided to drink banana vodka shots last night yuk
Why I sicked up sweetcorn last night when I hadn't even eaten sweetcorn yesturday
Please tell me your questions of the world, big or little tall or small tell me now I'll love them all.