Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
That's says 'Sex Race', right??
In other news: how many starters can one table order?? Bloody idiots.
Garlic Bird r gay
as there was 10 of them, at least 10?
I hadn't realised that. SHUT UP.
conjuntivitis apparently, so despite my occular ill-health, Adam 'Snow Brigade' Pickering FTW
She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation."
Yeah! Get onto Lawyers Direct.
Now, are you sorry for what you did or are you sorry you got caught?
She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.
compensation? only if you donate it to a charity to feed starvinkidsinafrica
At least they didn't charge her for it
I meant they didn't charge her for that item on the receipt.
One of us has failed at humour, and I'm inclined to think its me
but thanks anyway!
You got a free dinner and a hilarious bill. If it was me I would've cracked up, taken it home and framed it. People don't know they're born
No-one told me I'd been born. I DEMAND MONEY
Can YOU find them?
"royter-hatfood", "royter-hatfood" and...*thinks*....."garlic bird r gay"?
I'm responsible for them
"TV chef Gordon Ramsay's foul-mouthed diatribes on his Channel 4 show The F Word have given viewers an insight into the type of language often used in the restaurant kitchen."
Yeah, but not generally carried on onto a customer's bill. I've seen The Thick Of It, but I don't expect Brown to tell Cameron at PMQs today to go fuck his mother if he doesn't like cunting nationalisation.
We didn't have table numbers in the pub, so if someone ordered food we'd type in 'Fat slut near the door' or 'Second floor, if you stand at the right angle you can see her sanitary towel slipping out of her pants'.
Lichfield, famous for ten minutes!
"I think that the way that we've been spoken to is absolutely outrageous."
a) why the till receipt printer seems to smuge words
b) why it only smudges explicit language.
That's actually dead impressive. Can you buy printers that blank out expletives for you?