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rip my heart from out my chest and show it to me, still beating, before I died.
is the only true enemy that I know.
to stab fear in the stomach with my giant, phallic-representative sword as the last of my dying energies left my now-heartless body, was MTFU enough.
The best I could do was "I stabbeth thee."
Surely you mean Johnny Cage is your enemy?
That still haunts me to this day.
Also, sub zero's freeze bolt move required a diagonal directional button on the snes. Does anyone have ANY idea how difficult it is to have the precision to execute a diagonal D-pad movement on an early snes controller?
*"GET OVER HEEEERE!! [uppercut]"
Why do I think it was?
Johnny cage was such a fag
"GET OVAH HEEEEERE!!"
...but yes, Johnny Cage was like, ultra-gay.
in August 1998 whilst making an ill judged attempt to boardslide it. I didn't ollie high enough and slid down the fucker on my balls.
for longevity - a dodgy hip
The Surgeon actually used the words "usually we'd do this under anaesthetic but since I've got started I might as well carry on".
It. Really. Fucking. Hurt.
I'm sticking a fork in this thread. It's done.
I'm too afraid of everything to go near any potential painful situations.
I thought my leg had broken in half. I was stretchered off but then thought 'no, I'm ok, I'll go back on'. I lasted another 10 minutes but I kept falling over, apparently one needs one's cruciate ligament.
I now have a fake one made out of bits of my hamstring. Nice.
No-one asked for your emotional pain. I'm afraid you're going to have to - yes - MAN UP. DO IT. DO IT NOW.
who needs them?
and whiplash. the first was a tiiiny bit worse though.
Dislocating my knee was the most horrific pain i have ever felt in my life
when I dislocated my knee.
Loadsa gas & air.
Sunstroke was the worst thing I remember experiencing. If I'd had a gun I may well have shot myself to stop the whole of my back feeling like it was on fire.
i think i pulled a muscle in my shouldarea last night while asleep, as it hurts like fuck whenever i make any sort of rightwards motion.
left shoulder blade and for a time, I had to go and have intensive physiotherapy / sports massage at this posh place that a friend referred me onto.. sadly it didn't help that at after a time, I realised the guy 'helping' me was doing the ULTIMATE perve so had to stop going... I've learnt a few tricks on how to help the shoulder but remember once, crying in my room unable to move and my flatmate at the coming in to rub Tiger Balm onto said shoulder (she was the one who worked at this chi chi health centre who recommended me to this therapist).
Second one is whereby I fell off onto a moving treadmill at this gym (FUCKING LONG STORY) but ended up unable to walk properly for about 5 weeks, had internal bleeding, and subsequently put on a stone during that time. I had to go and have intense physio again from dude above (okay, he actually was pretty good but we all suspected he enjoyed a good perve which made it uncomfortable when someone's hands are on you..)
Thirdly is when I fell down into a group of guys at a night club aged about 18 two nights before going on holiday with best friend to Bali for uni summer holiday.. None of the guys helped me up (classy gentlemen) and I danced the night away on my ankle.. when I woke up the next day I had to crawl from my bungalow which was out the back of my parents house, and into the main house, in major physical pain and then go on to have intense physio and light therapy.
I still went on holiday but had a blundstone boot on my foot to support the ankle.
I have way too many of these stories, sadly... most are 'clutzy' experiences... Geeky clutzy girl, I can be.
and embarassment - have you ever seen anyone fall onto a moving treadmill? No, thought not... I probably would have been okay had I not been so bloody proud.
on my knees is horrific and it worries me what it will be like when I am 80. Hopefully they will have a cure for cancer by then too.
I can be quite a clutz at times! Walking into walls, poles (I nearly did this the other day on Hoxton Square - actually I did hit a pole)... Ummm... this was at 7am... so was asleep I guess.
breaking my arm and making it looks like a bendy chewstick
or trapping a nerve in my neck
both very much ouch
a flower ring from my index finger with vaseline and honey.
MAN THE FUCK UP!!!11
i feel 20 ft off a rope swing into rusty junk last summer which hurt quite a bit.
= infinitely more painful than actually breaking it.
by three guys on my way home from a club early one morning, because they had taken unkindly to the fact that a white girl was with a black man.
They had me in the gutter and kicked me in so badly that I couldn't walk for two weeks.
When I say couldn't walk, I literally mean couldn't walk. It took the ambulance men thirty minutes to get me out of bed and into a wheelchair the next morning to get me x-rayed, because I was in pain and crying so much.
Incredibly, nothing was broken!
like that dont exist. Not you, the brutes who roughed you up in the gutter. :(
did you take it to the police?
They were caught. The stupid bastards did it in a highly populated area so residents heard, ran after them and caught them immediately.
All first time offenders. No broken bones, so no GBH. All went to court and got let off with a warning.
not that I'm doubting Mirri
Maybe one day. It would be nice to get rich off the back of absolute scum!
I'd actually forgotten about it; having your door kicked in by your neighbour with a gun sticks in my mind much more! But then that was more recent, too.
what kind of place do you live in?
near Dartford, in Kent, at the time. It was 14 years ago. I'd like to think it's changed since then, but I doubt it - the place still makes my skin crawl.
Crystal Palace, South London.
Argh... A good book is within you, I tell you. And yes, use it as your pension. It just makes me so utterly saddened that the world is full of such scum.
and the fuckwit excuses for 'men' who did that to you deserve to be shunned by all women of whatever race for the rest of their pitiful lives. : (
i can't believe people like that exist.
i'm glad you were ok in the end though. still - they should fucking burn in hell all the same.
and not doing anything about it for months, i would experience 15 minutes bouts of absolutely excruciating pain at random intervals which would completely incapacitate me. i'm an idiot
otherwise a couple of weeks ago i got hit full force in the groin by a hockey ball hit by a very skillfull man, you can still see the dimple marks on my skin. owee
I chipped my two front teeth quite badly in my first year at uni after being flipped over a friends shoulder and landing face first on the concrete. Exposed the nerve in of them, and would occasionally bite into it while eating, say, and the pain was UNBELIEVABLE. My family got used to hearing random yelps and screams of pain from around the house until I got a root canal and fixed it.
A couple of years ago i broke my leg badly and had to wait nearly an hour for any meds (I was on a beach in the middle of nowhere).
The nipple was worse.
Then you can post all you want about others manning up.
Does peer pressure work on the internet? Find out next...
to get my nipple pierced. Its not 1995 anymore.
Were you even alive in 1995? Cos, if not, I am not sure on what grounds you venture an opinion.
Anyway you only say this to get out of getting yours done.
look a little to the left my good man. Do this, and return with your findings.
What were your feelings on getting nipple piercings aged 4?
I bet you just thought 'I'll boy the fuck up'...
Anyway guys it hurts and the bloke below who enjoyed it is freak ;)
So... pain eh?
the age card with such skill.
Yeah - you heard
Oh - lets stop fighting and learn to live together in peace - *extends olive branch* ?
It was a wierd feeling as opposed to actual pain. :S
I have a really high pain tolerance, so can't really think of anything that bad. I get really bad migraines and I think headaches are a much worse sort of pain than most other kinds, it's untolerable, whereas other things I tend to be able to blot out. If I had to pick though, it'd probably be when I was quite young and I tore the skin off my knee when diving out the way of a car onto a gravel covered rock. At the time it wasn't too bad, but I remember the changing of bandages being pretty terrible. You could actually see the yellowy coloured fatty bit under the flesh which fascinted me.
That was fucking painful. Teeth injuries that go through the nerve hurt, kids.
Luckily the wonders of modern dentistry rebuilt it, but it was a bitch at the time.
breaking my big toe.
playing volleyball barefoot :| i ran into another boy who was wearing shoes.
what a fucking shit injury seriously
broke bones in my foot. Really fucking hurt.
Got knocked over on ice as a child and landed on my front teeth. They shattered in half. Really fucking hurt.
Stood on a plug once when only wearing socks. Really fucking hurt.
Re: the horse thing! Jaysus.
I fell off an outside rocking horse-type thing when I was three and split my bottom lip with the two bottom front teeth, the other two I swallowed. I can't remember any of it though! Horses petrify me.
Thing was I was sat on another horse at the time, and the horse that lashed out kicked me right where the metal stirrup that my foot was in was. So the metal stirrup smashed into my foot, breaking a lot of it.
It made it worse that we were about 10 miles from where we started out, in a forest. So I had to ride back with a knackered foot. By the time I got back my foot had swollen up so much that I couldn't get my boot off. So I had to yank my foot out of the boot, squishing the broken bones together as it came out. Never felt pain like it.
The plaster cast looked pretty stupid too. Sounds like you got a good deal not remembering any of it!
What happened to me was my own fault. It was a four-seater rocking horse that you weren't supposed to use alone, and I ignored the teacher!
going wrong! Worst possible scenario! Oh the humiliation.
Was my reaction to that. :(
kicked in the face by a horse, that was horrible. She spent wuite a long time in hospital and had quite a bit of plastic surgery done on her face. She looked absolutely stunning by the time the process had finished (you'd have no inkling whatsoever that she'd had her face smashed in by a horses hoof), but it must've been really rough for her going through it all.
See, this is why I don't go near horses nor understand those that do!
The amount of people I know that go horse riding that have been thrown off/trampled on is beyond belief (to me).
I lost control of the reins and my feet were out of the styrups and had to pretty much jump off.. I fell into a patch of soft mud but hurt my neck.. and it's the only time I've actually PRAYED to God (Hail Mary's if you must know)...
I still like horses and it was my own stupid fault for thinking I could ride a horse that i Had no idea what it was like etc... It took about an hour to find the horse that bolted off about 5 kms.. Arsey horse.
Only mine didn't have a saddle or reins on either.Cracked my shoulder 3/4 of the way across which was pretty nasty.
Also managed to have a 3" piece of chicken wire go through my foot. Nice.
for 14 odd hours.
at a festival once.
When I did physics at GCSE, a guy in my class decided it would be a clever idea to hook up his nipple bar to the battery packs they have in there.
Wasn't the brightest idea ever. His nipple actually smoked.
and cutting the end of you finger off, wrapping it up in a sock then waiting in a&e for 6 hours before they sew it back on. I think i could handle it now but i was 11 at the time and though i was going to die :(
my former lip piercing ripped off my face in a Dillinger Escape Plan pit in 2001/2 . It healed up perfectly which, considering the pain and the amount of blood, was a minor miracle. Either that or the time when I jumped into a nettle bush to escape a psychotic Dulux dog with a massive pink shaved eye. Turns out he was harmless.
a while back.
Various testicle-hard object interfaces.
It's too icky.
we had to do sowing for a term or two a year, and we worked in pairs on the machines. Whilst rethreading the needle on a machine, my friend decided it'd be a great idea to press the pedal, and the machine jammed the needle through my fingernail and THUD right through the center of europeancakeghost's finger, which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red to pulsate gently out all over the classroom floor.
Equally as painful, but not as cringe-worthy, doing melon grabs out the side of a transition on a skateboard, messing it up horribly in mid-air somehow and landing with the board up right between my legs and no feet on the floor.
Maybe when I fractured my jaw last year, that was painful, any slight movement was agony, and I couldn't eat for weeks.
Oh, and when I had a tooth removed, not long after recovering from said jaw fracture, apparently the little bastard wouldn't come out - the dentist was working on it for ages. The pain from that was rather bad, like jaw-ache and toothache together x10.
My finger still hurts from where I fell down the stairs the other week though. Other than that, guywithnousername has owned this thread in impressive style.
Though one is my genuine high water mark and came during a frolicsome game of tennis.
Being an archetypal 17 year old twerp I attempted to hurdle the net at change of ends and clipped my toe on the tape. The ensuing impact with the ground 4 feet below cracked my sternum and required me to have 9 stitches in my chin. I bled out of both ears and was apparently so confused I said that my Mum's name was Alex rather than Phyllis. To add insult to injury I was wearing the smallest pair of shorts of all time.
Bleeding ears are a feature of my life, the same happened when I tripped over my own foot (I kid you not) going down some steps whilst drunk and smacked onto a wall neck first (cool scar alert!).
although I remember the injection to put in stitches as the worst bit
bit of gas and air
my most painful thing ever was tearing ankle ligaments playing football and playing on for 45 minutes until I couldn't stand up.
Without any painkillers because I'd had too much to drink. I still wince when I think about it
out of a tree and braking both my arms in the process, one of which was really messed up. Although it looked worse than it felt it was quite an inconvenience having two stookies. Most pain was a good proper wedgy I slipped on a wooden plank when i was young. Getting hit in the baws is pain.
my forskin ripped (the bit on the underside). She wasn't quite ready and i tried to force it in. There was blood everywhere and the pain was incredible. I vomitted all over her with its intensity.
I couldn't have sex for 6 weeks while it healed :-(
fly off? Fly do their shoes always fly off?
Fly do shoes fly off?
It was not fun.
got kicked in the liver by a horse-tearing it quite alot and then had to basically sit around doing nothing for 2 months. As you may have guessed, neither of us are that bigger fans of horses after our accidents.
Knee goes in
Cue lots of screaming
into chest, last night, and the pain of forgetting it happened, coming to work, then trying to lift a box of paper which dug into the bruise.
Aged twelve, slid down the rock face from about half way up and scraped my BREASTS for about five meters. Really scraped the skin off.
I have never felt so alienated, scared, and fucking sick with pain in my entire life.
It was fucking painful. Other than that I don't think I've had any horrendous injuries. Apart from the time I got my foot caught in the wheel of a bike and ripped all my flesh off, that wasn't particularly pleasant.
excruciating pain. The morphine was good though
There was bone sticking out of my arm.
Also: Migraines. Pretty bad.
that was hidden under 3ft of snow on a duke of edinburghs award expedition from school and having to walk the rest of the way with boots filled with ice and shushy water. I was pretty much dragged the last few hundred yards because I was ready to give up and have a lie down.
on the second day of our duke of edinburgh gold expedition I stepped on what looked like a big mossy thing but actually turned out to be covering up a massive pool of water. So that was three days with wet shoes and socks.
I don't think I've ever had anything REALLY painful though. I once almost froze my fingers and toes off skiing and when they thawed out was pretty agonising. There was also the time I passed out after getting a cricket ball in the bollocks. Never broken anything or anything though.
which I used to get once a week at one point. And cystitis, which is totally crippling and painful and embarrassing.
Oddly, since my last (and by far worst) one, which involved partially losing my eyesight, I've not had a proper one.
It's surprising how many people they affect though and how different they can be.
kicked in the groin in winter. You havent felt pain yet.
fell off a micro scooter... broke my arm in three places... and swore at this 7 year old girl an unbelievable amount of times to get help
which made me faint in the shower, so then added head pain. Got out of shower only to be sick in to the bath with the pain.
and banged my coccyx so hard that it knocked me out. When I eventually came round and got up I remember feeling really hot all over then I threw up and passed out from the pain. Ouch.
For some reason there was a piece of broken glass in the hole where the white ball comes out when you've potted it. I potted the white, went to reach it out and the piece of glass got wedged down my between finger nail and nail bed. It went down so far that it dissappeared under my cuticle, then after about ten minutes of trying to pull it out my nail split down the middle.
Both ankles fucked an uncountable amount of times.
Chipped tooth from falling off a BMX going through a roundabout.
Torn shoulder ligaments (three times)
Football strike to the bollock.
Cocyx smash down stairs.
Brick>fingernail smash (unable to scream for agony)
Stubbing my toe in half (kinda)
Regular chronic stomach pains
Kicked in the face
Not all that impressive but still!
But I gotta go with impacted wisdom teeth. You wouldn't think some tiny little teeth could cause so much bother but I was literally delirious with pain, didn't really know what was going on at all.
size of a tennis ball.
it hurt so freaking much.
knocking into the slightest thing would make me feel so sick. gross.
not fun. The worst bit was weeks afterwards a duty nurse had to come around to take the bandage off my cock. I had to do it in a bath of salted water. The indignity of the situation was only improved by me fainting when the bandage was finally whipped off. I woke up sweating in bed.