i've never been arrested before or partaken in any remotely illegal activities. last night i cut through a car park with 2 friends. we all decided to split for a quick waz behind some cars before we made our way into town. next minute, i'm shoved against a van by two policemen, carted into the back of a police car and driven to the station for being 'drunk and disorderly' and fined 80 quid. i then spent 8 hours in a freezing cold police cell before being let out at 7:45. moral of the story? do not piss against vans in car parks on a saturday night. it's really not worth it.