Gullible people
Great aren't they? I told my mate his ipod would start getting heavier* as he filled it up and he believed me
*in terms of weight rather than filling it with the Cannibal Corpse discography
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great thread
you're not fooling me
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Oh hi, I'm already here.
HI!
told a girl DVDs are called that because the first film on dvd was mary poppins
and dick van dyke is in it
:D
Taught a foreign kid at school that the word for wasp was whale
So he'd shout ARGH IT'S A WHALE whenever a wasp flew near him.
:D
the joke that keeps on giving
still laughing at this
that is so brilliant
:''''''''''''''''D
pretty sure you've posted that before but it bears all repeating
Told some Canadian girls that we have 'Rover Day' in England
To celebrate the anniversary of the first Rover being made.
it actually does by a very, very small amount
awt,iy.
my dad told my wee cousin that the apple trees at the bottom of our garden
grew apples one year and bananas the next.
the next summer we had totally forgotten about it when she asks why the trees were growing apples.
'because they're apple trees'
'but they had apples last year!' we're thinking wtf is wrong with this kid?
I met some German exchange students at my friend's house party
everyone was getting their faces painted with food dye. I told the exchange students that it wouldn't come off unless they use bleach. They cried, I felt awful.
WALLET INSPECTOR!
Used to get people with the whole left handed pianos thing
they would normally look concerned at first, as if never having heard about them was troubling. and then they'd be amazed. and then, after they'd asked if they could play one, they'd be really pissed off.
i was a pretty bad salesman tbf
My mate always used to give his phone number out as
0123 456 789
It wasn't until her said "ten" that people got it. Fucking people. STUPID.
My sister's boyfriend told her that you couldn't get pregnant if you have sex standing up
you can guess the rest
She said
'that's s ahme, I like sex lying down but i don;t want a baby' and they split up?
We told all the French exchange students that the worst thing
you can call someone in English was a fluffy pillow. They well went for it. In a hilarious French accent too!