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Not seriously anyway
Not without bursting into fits of giggles.
Horses for courses etc
is a cyberfuck for me!
1. Introduce yourself
2. Compliment her looks
3. Read something smart from the book
4. Kiss her cheek
5. Turn on some Jazz
6. Go into the kitchen
7. Take the steaks to the backyard
8. Wait for the steaks
9. Drink wine
11. Compliment her
12. Talk to her
13. Take a drive (she will drive to get a dress usually)
14. Choose a nice match for her. The white dress worked best for me.
15. Next, head to the lingerie shop
16. Choose the black bra and panties
17. Invite her friend at the counter out for drinks
18. Buy them both a round of drinks
19. Get them to dance
20. Suggest that her friend come back to the house
21. Suggest they skinny dip
22. When playing marco polo with your eyes shut, choose the right option - Ariane
23. When her friend leaves, take a dip in the hot tub
24. Play truth or dare, and choose truth
25. Say that you've never had sex in a hot tub
26. If she chooses truth, ask her if she's ever had sex in a hot tub
27. Ask truth for yourself, and choose no to the selection
28. If she chooses dare, dare her to let you touch her breasts
29. Afterwards, rub her shoulders
30. Kiss her
31. Kiss her nipples
32. If she asks, rub her lower back
33. Rub her thighs
34. Massage her pussy
35. Make love to her
36. Head into the bedroom
37. Let her get into bed first
38. Follow her in, and it's boom chicka-wow-wow
39. Make sure to kiss her goodbye the next morning
is DEFINITELY an euphemism.
how do you choose the right clothes?
Was a bit worried about putting my penis into the DVD drive at first, as I thought I might catch cyberaids.
It had second hand parts, not too sure where they've been, can't be too careful.
what you wearing?