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Best Thing Ever?
yeah i love farting, especcially when girls are around and they go 'eww'....jeez no wonder i find it hard getting a girlfriend (until tuesday!!- GET IN!!)
i'd also imagine a simultaneous orgasm 'n fart would be the best and most comedic thing ever
if a bum farted with a willy in it, it would go shooting off the willy?
that it ripped the foreskin off painfully.
I prefer your idea, like one of those NERF toys.
i don't like the sound of ripped foreskin, though. bad business
presumably this is sans-condom though.
but i bet a fart could rip condom and foreskin
or £20, alternatively
Though i wont ask you for it...
Ive learnt things. Weve had fun. Win/Win i say.