"You may wonder how students can afford to go out so often and consume so many costly chemicals. Let me enlighten you. A non-income-assessed loan is £3,385 a year minimum. It is fairly safe to assume that many students also have their rent and tuition fees paid, meaning that this money is theirs to spend as they like."
I'm taking bets now on how likely the writer of this 'article' is related to an employee of The Times or a company of that stable.