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were you born 9 months after this day of lovin' 'n' shovin'
It means that Jesus was watching at the point of my conception.
said that he was wearing a johnny but then he was like "APRIL FOOL, I SPUNKED INSIDE YOU!"
your mum and dad saw all the animals boning in April and then that turned them on because they're perverts.
*vainly tries to think of a 'good' second coming pun*
he he he he he he eh eh eheheheh ehehhehehe.
That day they must have either
a) decided he was a little shitty, ungrateful waste of space that needed a replacement
or b) been so filled with love at their child decided they needed more.
I just realised that my brother is a valentine's baby.
Conclusion: my parents liked "occasions".
so that'll be a yes then
not planned though.
im so boring.
Not a nice thought
You people know nothing of awkward times/reasons to be conceived.