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I haven't done my BBC news thread yet
Chaffinch Microwaved After Post Office Robbery
i don't see how it's daft? pigs *were* shot after a motorway fire, no?
i may be missing something though; it's very early
"Police were so het up after hearing about a fire on a motorway that they went and shot some pigs. No arrests were made."
that it does
immediate thought was that the police handled the motorway fire operation so badly that they were lined up against the wall and executed. Thats funnier..
what's coming to them.
GORILLA FORCED TO HAVE TATTOO OF JEREMY CLARKSON ON IT'S ARSE
AFTER BREAKING SILENCE ON PUTIN
HERON'S DENIED THE RIGHT TO SMILE
(EXCEPT IN SCOTLAND)
AS PARIS BURNS
JELLYFISH FORCED TO WORK LONGER HOURS FOR REDUCED PAY.
Vanessa Feltz fellates Irish Setter
KESTRELS FORCED TO TAKE IQ TESTS
POLICE ORDER ALL KOMODO DRAGONS TO BE SPAT AT.
GOLDFISH PUT IN SMALLER BOWLS
are we done?
Good work team.
^5 to sadpunk
this thread made me disturb my little stepbrother's sleep with my unstoppable giggling. i nearly caused a tantrum.
(keep it up though)
I wish coloLOL_k and bamos would get involved. And Judge_B. And not meths.
I'm going home now, don't worry.