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*I told you it was real.
for some people, every day is Man the Fuck Up Day
Have you been living under a rock?
I get it now. Was she then?
so its almost certainly the case that she was there and they are either a) having crazy Valentines Day monkey sex or b) he has violently killed her for rejecting him
Could be both...
What's supposed to be happening with the Bus-Stop Girl today? Is he asking her if she'll help him bring sexy back?
is exactly my point. Satirical.
can I continue being a big pussy?
No! Man up, soldier!
Go hard or go home
By waking up an hour late massively hungover in a room on my own with no memory whatsoever of how I got into my bed but a trail of personal belongings scattered around the place acting as clues towards my activities the night before.
If it had been a film it would have been the perfect introduction to my character...
It was working out where I'd put my wallet and keys that got complex...
my favourite day of the year!
it deserves more acknowledgement than this!
Man the fuck up.
talking to me?