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and you think 'how the fuck did he get her?!'...
My German is terrible.
Nur sie denken, der körper, die bestechlich schiff, die beute, die sie definitiv ein mann und ich lernte Deutsch boxen aus getreidestärke
Only they think, the body, those corruptibly ship, which hives, which it definitely a man and I learned German boxes out grain-strengthen
a click of the fingers into a point.
from the back of cereal boxes.
I once fed a load of my poetry into Google's language translation thing, from English to French/German, and then back into English again. It came out better than I'd originally wrote! Jacques Prévert, eat your heart out!
The Mars Volta just picking lyrics out of a hat. I once took a full 4000 word document and replaced words with things like TITS and MASSIVE WANK, the hilarity was amazing.
"IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY ACCEPTABLE MASSIVE COCK I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK AT THE SEVEN HUNDRED AND FOURTY THREE EXAMPLES I HAVE INCLUDED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE HUGE BREASTS SECTION
POOR OR SLOPPY MASSIVE COCK WILL REQUIRE YOU TO RE-SUBMIT YOUR EFFORTS
Solve the following Virial mickey mouse using seven hundred and fourty three different heartattack!."
he's not actually with that girl. His boner is just a consequence of her letting him touch him at a comic book convention. Or so I hope I remember correctly!
Of her, I mean.