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If you jumped off the empire state building, on which part of your body would you try to land?
Like, you're going to die, obviously. You could choose your head and die suddenly and probably the least painfully, but you would get brains all over the pavement, which would be pretty selfish. Or you could choose your back and it would be pretty painful, but it would be a little more dignified than having your skull smashed up.
quandry.
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