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I need one to steal and look good later on.
Goes down well at my local music quiz
see also: Quiz Akabusi.
we where too dunk to think of a name
on a similar line, quiz tarrant
But if you stole that I would shoot you.
Full title now: Crying Child, Plastic Scorpion, Revolving Ocelot, Racist Leopard, Melancholic Salamander, Passive Aggressive Nine Ant Method.
Crying Child, Plastic Scorpion, Revolving Ocelot, Racist Leopard, Melancholic Salamander, Black Parapalegic Ant
It looked like we had our own van parked in the carpark
whose quiz teams were often called 'Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack', nicked from Brass Eye.
Hi, I'm Kevin Ashman
Hi, I'm CJ de Mooi
Hi, I'm Daphne Fowler
Hi, I'm Chris Hughes
either 'Steven Hawking's Robotic Love-Child' or 'The Isle Of Richard Whiteley' but you can't have either unless i get approxiamtely 70% of the winnings.
CJ is a cunt.
also has fast growing hair
Are you? Lucky I match that by being International 'Fuck Off Baldy' Champion.
because the chances are at least one team will call themselves Universally Challenged. It's like pub quiz law or something.
'Quizzy Rascal' being one of them.
the funniest team name i ever did hear was:
IT WASN'T RAPE!
but only cos they were winning and evry time the quizmaster totted up the scores he ended with 'and top of the pile, It Wasn't Rape with 42 points'. er... anyway, his delivery made. you had to be there.
..One Armed Scissor by At The Drive-In, no?
I'm not slow, I only bought Relationship Of Command at the weekend.
Cool anyway, if I'm right.
is allowed to have hobbies you know
don't worry. you've bought it now, that's all that matters.
And the winners are....
How I wish you could script real life like this.
Was ours...also the name of our 5-a-side team.
The last pub quiz I was at was the night of England - SA in the rugby WC, the team at the table beside us called themselves 'England nil, South Africa'
Thus, at the end of each round when scores were read it became 'England nil, South Africa 6' , 'England nil, South Africa 9' etc etc.
someone used "sorry mario, madeline is in a different castle"
at least i think that happened
Normally goes down well, not due to any wittiness, just crudeness.
that won the bonus prize for best name at the last quiz i went to
made me spit cider when I heard it
her name (and now our team name without fail every time):
The Fucking Champs
(after the band that dont deserve that name)
-10 indie points
and the points. Very good.
We have a mate called Duff, and we use his name a lot.
Duff's Got Her Pregnant!
Duff likes it rough!
Purple Face Inside My Eye, Bleeding into a Phone Booth
German Death but I never had Breakfast
Divorced from my Dad but he Still buys me Condoms
I had sex with the chick out of Hanson
I fucked Britney before she was famous.
gets a laugh everytime
We never, ever win.
though we ended up getting referred to, weirdly, as "the boys from Norfolk"
Mike Hunt and the Periodicals. Won a bottle of wine and got some very strange looks.
Best one I ever heard was "Halal, is it meat you are looking for?"
pub used 'Madeline McCann is is my basement' about a week after she disappered. there was shocked silence apart from an old drunk in the corner pissing himself with laughter.