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What are you doing for valentines day?
Of course, certain people may not want to say but if your other half doesn't read DiS then you're okay to tell us tales!
I'm anti-valentines day so I am going to see Los Campesinos! at King Tut's instead.
:D
Is this a thread about wanking?
yes, it's one big stroke-in
:D
Crying and wanking
first year i have a girlfriend on valentines day
and she is out of the country :(
i'll hopefully see her in the morning before she leaves, but in the evening? probably working or something depressing
I have the same problem :(
It's pretty annoying, I think I'm going to get really drunk and listen to T'Pau.
Christ
Thought i was alone on this front. Not that it matters, she's anti valentines and i don't have any money, so it works it fine.
Staring at girls on public transport,
playing Nintendo and rubbing myself furiously before the Freeview expires.
^
:/
Something about being so erect that your balls are forced into
a vertical configuration?
Ordering some food in
Lazing about
I am also going to King tuts
with the lady though. I looking forward to it immensely.
It's gonig to be amazing!
Are Johnny Foreigner supporting do you know?
The king tuts leaflet I picked up didn't mention them, which would be a bit of a blow.
Aye.
http://www.last.fm/event/414215
http://tinyurl.com/3ym3s2
Are Johnny Foreigner any good?
i think they are pretty pretty
pretty pretty freaking awesome live, yes.
sound at the last venue was just ok, so I'm looking forward to hearing them in a decent place.
Yes!
Me too! Was maybe maybe playing too, but not now. Still should be awesome :)
This:
http://www.myspace.com/platform1dubstep
'Sick' is the phrase I believe i'd use to describe it.
Chopping off my cock and sending it to my ex
Same as last year.
^ His cock grows back like a sexy triffid!
I hope it looks more realistic than a triffid
Terrifying from a distance, laughable up close?
See also;
hideously out-dated
Watch out, or I'll whack you in the face with it
I'm busy on Thursday
but another time, yeah?
I'm not signing for it again!
i'm gonna superglue my wife's mouth to my cock
He's putting it on his wife's mouth silly
Read the post
being single for the first time!
sleeping probably (Y)
Celebrating my birthday
by going to see Art Brut and then getting really drunk and dancing to ok music afterwards.
Having your birthday on Valentines Day is ace. It totally alleviates any crippling feelings of lonelyness :D
Working.
Hmmm, thats exactly what joeymahone said
Do I detect a cover-up story?
*walks away whistling nonchalantly*
*wanks
I think you meant
*wanks*
Saving a fuckload of moneys
Probably cook myself something awesome, watch a dvd or play guitar, have a couple of drinks then wander into town to prey on anyone who looks vulnerable.
The idea
is to have a meal in a restaurant in town then go to our mates' gig.
However, go to the 'cashpoint questions' thread to find out why these may be a problem.
rob a bank
Seeing Art Brut.
Woop Woop
I have
band practice in a church, i stand where people get married and bring forth the rock! long live shadow of the beast!
Working
* Woking
He's something of a stud is Joey
pretending it's not happening
other than that, fuck all.
i've only just realised
it's this week. i'll be at home, carrying on with my pre-arranged plans for this week.
killing spree
also seeing los camp! at tut's
with my best friend her(lolz) boyfriend.
nb: we got the tickets for this long before she had said boyfriend
i am not intruding on their 'date'. HE is intruding on MINE :'(
fucker
it should be awesome
sweet fa
Going
to the astoria to see Justice with my lady. spending the day in London beforehand.
Flyering
exciting
for some reason my gf refused this suggestion
:(
Its so wrong that people only appreciate
their girl/boyfriend on Valentines Day.
My gf gets feeble lovin' all year round!
my girlfriend is working
at wetherspoon's that night. I'll be there eating a curry alone.
probably comforting my increasingly teary flatmate
fun fun fun
are these things supposed to be surprises?
who is supposed to surprise who, and why?
i'm going out to a turkish restaurant on kingsland road or something
The beautiful game
will be my lover that night...tragically!
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2921897
stone cave?
nah
the one next door
or quite near
"alvi" or something. dunno. fucking great tho
putting it off until I have money
:S
Don't get it
i'm not seeing my boyfriend - it's just another day when you're *expected* to behave in a set way because Clinton Cards tells you to.
So my other half and i will be with our respective mates
drinking
& crying. are there even any good gigs on i could go to?
incidentally it will be exactly 4 years since i've been in london on thursday - dunno if that compounds my :(
for some reason
i have trouble picturing you doing that.
what, the drinking part?
the combination of the two.
nah, i'm well miserable
probably i will eat too many cookies!
^ The Carrot monster suffers an emotional relapse
i have no idea what you mean..
you're crazy. i'm a cookiemonster!!!
No, it did occur to me that made no real sense
About 2 years ago the makers of Sesame Street apparently considered turning the Cookie Monster into the Carrot Monster, amid fears of childhood obesity.
Had this actually happened, my post would have made sense
haha ok :)
doing a load of graphics
work like every other day this week and ignoring the whole thing as far as possible. could this be the year i get my very first valentines day card? no.
nothing on the actual day
as i have a japanee lesson, but going for a meal on friday
I don't know
I've just been told to wear something nice (which I like to think means we're going out- not that normally he thinks I dress like a vagrant)
Definitely hoping curry nite at Wetherspoons is involved somewhere tho.
getting test results
I have made an awesome card with a message written on a scrabble board cause he’s addicted to scrabulous.
probably stuck inside
due to the barrage of cards and gifts blocking up my door.
no
He’s getting tested for diseases. And he’s getting the results on the 14th. Hehe.
:D
Nothing
It's all a load of tossycock.
going to kilburn
going to the pub to play pool
and waste loads of cash on the jukebox. Valentines Day R Gay.
seeing fuck buttons in cardiff
Fucking romantic!!
Working (as a waitress)
can be a bit of an annoying shift but we always make an absolute fortune so why not.
In a cocktail bar!
When I tipped you.
Erm... babysitting my kids
While my wife is out at her reading Group. Jesus. I'm in my 20s. What happened? Do I win the sad prize?
i have a gig
performing love songs
(if your single to may as well make money out of it like the card companys)
Possibly working
if not then sod all.
Not much.
I've been told that if I even acknowledge Valentine's Day then I'm dumped. Conveniently, it's Smashing Pumpkins at Nottingham Arena, so we're going there together.
FISH AND CHIPS!
And BOOZE! :-D
We're having a nighttime
picnic in our tiny garden with jacket potatoes and hot chocolate and duvets and candles. It's probably going to be freezing and short lived.
It seems hard to find anywhere for nighttime picnics in London, hence the back garden.
Incredibly twee
day involving making pottery, going for tea and scones, maybe a planetarium and dinner later.
We are cool.
Working all day
Yay.
going to see art brut
then the plan is a 2am picnic afterwards in the 24hr uni library. who needs love when i can have sandwiches and jaffa cakes
<3
..
day off...going to hampstead heath for a picnic, weather permitting. if the weather is rubbish we will go to bfi and the vanity fair exhibition at the national portrait gallery. in the evening we are going to scott's restaurant. no presents/roses/etc, we are entering into the spirit of things because it seems silly not to when you've spent countless valentines days disastrously single. lovely!
I'm planning an evening of
masturbation and power ballads!
Masturballads
Nice work!
I'm thinking it could be a monthly club night!
featuring MC WankBank on the decks?
All Night Gism Party!
JIZZ THIS LOVE!
THAT I'M FEELIN'!
Nothing!
well im going out because my brother is up to visit me. But valentines day related- nothing because im single and yeah.... i wont start a whingy thread!
You better not
or you'll fell the wrath of the MTFU
that is a fucking great idea.....
I too will go to Tuts!
i'm
going to the bastard pub and get whiskied up watching bands.
I'm going to use an organic
parsnip to fuck myself instead of a geneticly modified one.
I don't do Valentines Day
so I will be coming back from Leeds, maybe going for a run, then going to bed very early as I will have got up at 5.45am.
I'm pretty sure there are going to be about 100 DiSers there.
And I doubt I'll recognise a soul! So you could always just hunt some down and chat (between songs!!!) to them.
it's gonna be an awesome gig!
.
meal then charlottefield.
i win
NOTHING
although hotpants romance are playing at Islington Mill
we may
be going out for a curry. Non-single people banned (although my friend who is seeing this boy keeps insisting she's single. You're not single if you're having regular sex with the same person!!)
I dunno.
I'll spend the early hours of it drunk at a friend's house. Beyond that, who knows.
Cellar for a Valentines 'megabop'
free condoms // dirty dancing competition // free lube // love hearts // speed dating // liquorice allsorts // vodka jelly // the sexy bandits // pillow fighting // feather dusters // wigs a plenty // cakes // jammie dodgers // hats galore // guess the body part // euthyphro's dilemma // pole dancing // dancing robots // lie detector // balloons // the shit break dancers // pin the tail on the eunuch // wisdom teeth removal // candy floss // and love...EVERYWHERE
maybe.
that sounds
ghastly :'(
I know.
:(
I have no other options. :(
nowt
boo hoo
My mates are going to this
but they are all single. The missus and I have a plan to act some sexy fantasies but she doesn't know that yet.
Oh yeah, flowers and all that shite too.
Making a plan to
prevent being single three years in a row....
probably leaving a soppy anonymous note to some girl...
then going to work in the evening to serve drinks to couples...
taking care of my
hate mail / girls night
nothing at all.
sexing mah lady.
recovering from a massive hangover
.
why are you getting drunk?
i have thursday through to tuesday off work
plus i'm alone.
happy days.
going out on a date
with miss palm and her five lovely daughters
staying at home
crying and rocking in the corner, screaming 'why has thou forsaken me' over and over again whilst getting excited over pictures of ex-girlfriends.
Sod all
drink wine and watch Ashes to Ashes I imagine
Letting my ears recover from Charlottefield the previous night
I've agreed with the girlfriend we won't do anything silly on valentines- so instead we're gonna stay in and watch a film or something.
Then on saturday we're going to the zoo. I have made quiche in preparation!
As is they way with these things I shall be
Staying at home alone and vigorously masturbating my resentment, bitterness and jealousy away.