This message came up today on my phone's calendar. I'm fairly confused. The guy at work called Graham who's got a band isn't playing.

Maybe it's Graham from October All Over but I've not really been in the same room as him and discussed anything like that for four or five months.

I'm trying to work out who else I know called Graham who might have a new band.

Oh well. So, in short, when was the last time you found you'd entered something maddeningly enigmatic into your calendar?