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I dreamt that Amy Winehouse had a penis. Although, for all I know it might have been a strap on.
Go on then
that David Walliams had a shark fetish, and that he was banned from going near sharks for 2 months. When he was allowed near them, he had to be supervised. I just dreamt about half an hour of david walliams swimming underwater back and forth in a massive aquarium tank with a shark swimming above him.
"what i meant was. he was sleeping with the fishes".
But I once had a dream that I was in work and because I spent so long talking to my boss, my collegues thought I fancied him and despite my protesting convinced me to go on a date with him. We went to a restaurant that looked identical to my living room.
Although the weirdest part is that although I knew my boss was my boss, in appearance was my gran.
I told this to the people I work with and the boss heard about it. Urgh. At least my gran didn't I suppose..
I can't help what sick images my subconscience pumps around my brain.
and if i have sick dreams about my gran, im holding you personally responsible.
i.e. he looked exactly like my gran
because it matches all three important parts of this thread.
Weird, Sex, and Dreams.
Though, it would fit better in Fucking Mental, Sick, Nightmares.
where i slept with a trashy, horrible hooker in my front room, only for my mum to get home before we'd finished.
that was fucking weird.
fucked myself with a parsnip. Oh, wait...
everything is wrong. Even the night.
I dreamt my ex proposed to me but I dumped him for Prince Harry, who looked like a cross between Prince William and a guy I know. We lived in an alternative universe which was half a shopping centre and half a beach made out of ice. We went to have sex but just sat on a sofa hugging instead until I woke up.
So what is my subconscious telling me?
Not so weird but...
I found myself fantasizing about someone whom I was laying next to. I'm pretty sure we were both asleep.
BUT....I tend to do a lot of sleep-talking. Perhaps I was putting some audible groans out of me.
I guess I will never know.