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"Hi, I'm Jeremy, and I'll be your top this morning"
Shop talk for gay porn is a triumph of linguistic efficiency. Chomsky would be proud.
You have your Tops; you have your Bottoms.
But what, dear readers, does a PowerTop involve? Were I at home rather than an office full of reserved academics, I'd be googling the hell out of that shit, and possibly questioning the fabric of my own sexuality at this very moment.