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when you're sitting at your desk at work and you suddenly get an erection?
Still have that erection?
then realise it went :(
accentuate it as much as possible, thrust your crotch out, and then sit around stroking your stomach and smiling smugly at everyone around you, occasionally looking back down at your crotch to reinforce the point.
Yell "WUMP TIME!!!" excitedly.
Skip to toilet.
either that, or basically show everyone and then pretend it never happened.
when its the office, but what about when your on the bus and your stop is coming up?
forcing both hands over the area as if you were doing some retarded stretch thing. both hands so its not obvious. even though its pretty obvious itself.
forget tht just have your bag in front
I DID A MASSIVE KNOB JOKE!
Now I'VE got an erection!!
Now I wish I was a goat!
Well I did once anyway.