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Pot noodles

whiterussian [Edit] [Delete] 35 replies 20:09, 7 February '08

I find it impossible to eat a pot noodle without making a fucking mess.

Is this just me being a retard or does anyone else experience similar difficulties in the consuming of pot noodles?

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  • who would even eat a pot noodle?

    yes_ | 7 Feb '08, 20:12 | X
    • .....i would

      i am a student if that's any excuse?

      whiterussian @yes_ | 7 Feb '08, 20:13 | X
  • what the hell are you doing

    tipping it over your face and just hoping for the best?!

    IndieAndy_Jones | 7 Feb '08, 20:17 | X
    • yes

      forks are overrated

      whiterussian @IndieAndy_Jones | 7 Feb '08, 20:20 | X
      • ?

        http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f380/allelse/anythingelse/airplane1213112.jpg

        Sibley @whiterussian | 7 Feb '08, 20:23 | X
      • maybe it's time to invest in a funnel

        i might get one myself. Just liquefy all food and pour it down a funnel. It'll maximise my efficiency exponentially!

        IndieAndy_Jones @whiterussian | 7 Feb '08, 20:24 | X
        • ^this

          is a good idea

          whiterussian @IndieAndy_Jones | 7 Feb '08, 20:26 | X
          • It really annoys me when people do

            This^

            I have too much time on my hands.

            meaninglesswords @whiterussian | 7 Feb '08, 20:50 | X
            • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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              prof-kitsch @meaninglesswords | 7 Feb '08, 20:57 | X
              • It doesn't really annoy me.

                I just wanted to do This^ and that post was the only way I could think of doing it.

                meaninglesswords @prof-kitsch | 7 Feb '08, 21:02 | X
  • I find it impossible to eat a pot noodle

    shadyadie | 7 Feb '08, 20:50 | X
    • Serving spoons FTW

      infact I even eat rice with a spoon, chopsticks and forks are for timewasters.

      Yoblonski @shadyadie | 7 Feb '08, 20:52 | X
      • do you

        chew?

        shadyadie @Yoblonski | 7 Feb '08, 21:15 | X
        • ^ when I can be bothered

          the shovel approach is default.

          Yoblonski @shadyadie | 7 Feb '08, 21:38 | X
    • what do you normally do with them then?

      verbs etc

      83746725 @shadyadie | 7 Feb '08, 20:52 | X
      • leave them on the shelf

        and walk swiftly past.

        shadyadie @83746725 | 7 Feb '08, 21:15 | X
  • SUPER noodles?

    Sounds tempting

    whiterussian @Ed_Shreds_Your_Head | 7 Feb '08, 21:00 | X
    • Yes, YES

      Super noodles are far superior.
      Pot noodles are just like regurgitated sick in a plastic pot.

      MirriLondon @whiterussian | 7 Feb '08, 21:32 | X
      • But you need to be a bit of a chef to cook super noodles.

        Pans and stuff.

        kurtrussell @MirriLondon | 7 Feb '08, 21:36 | X
        • Can't argue with that.

          It's their design flaw for sure.

          MirriLondon @kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 22:01 | X
  • They changed Pot Noodles and made them more "healthy".

    I used to enjoy a Pot Noodle sandwich but it just isn't the same anymore.

    kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 21:28 | X
    • "Ahhh, Pot Noodle!"

      I shout that in a chinese accent everytime I see them in a supermarket.

      Yes, I am racist.

      kurtrussell @kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 22:06 | X
    • A pot noodle SANDWICH?

      How the hell does that work?

      whiterussian @kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 22:41 | X
    • 50% less salt

      100% less taste.

      supersonic @kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 23:26 | X
    • A Pot Noodle Sandwich?

      That might just be genius!

      hello_dave @kurtrussell | 7 Feb '08, 23:26 | X
      • This recipe was on the Brainlove forum:

        Mine would be a Pot Noodle sandwich and here is the recipe:

        1: Get a Beef and Tomato or Chicken and Mushroom flavour pot. Has to be one of those. Be careful not to buy an old Beef and Tom one, as they have bad chemicals in them.

        2: Make the noodles up using boiling water, but only fill half the pot. Its better to have the noodles a bit crunchy, no one wants that soup hell at the end.

        3: Butter some bread, usually about 3 slices, but it can depend on your size. If you are some what greedy, maybe go back to step one and buy a King Size Pot Noodle.

        4: Fill one slice of bread with the noodles and fold that slice in half. Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat.

        kurtrussell @hello_dave | 8 Feb '08, 09:16 | X
  • Pot noodles

    are actually called 'Poop Noodles', they made a spelling error on the packaging

    medulla | 8 Feb '08, 09:20 | X
  • I used to love the blue ones.

    THen they changed. Now they are vom

    MrScagdenSir | 8 Feb '08, 09:21 | X
    • They don't make that anymore.

      They don't make Pot Rice, Pot Mash, Pot Pudding, or Pot Fois Gras anymore.

      kurtrussell @tuppence | 8 Feb '08, 09:33 | X
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