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so what are your ideas? argh!!!!
i only wanted to say that because i know someone who did it! he offered the girl some popcorn and when he encouraged her to dig deeper she just came out and asked "is your dick in there?" he couldn't do much except say yes, take it out and end with kernals all over his knob.
i told you. IT WAS MY FRIEND!!!
i believe it was one of those paper efforts so HE could unfold the bottom
his thumb to poke a hole.
did you cum? was it good for you?
maybe know you won't be such a doubter. can you imagine showing your girlfriend your dick in a public place? holy shit
but why on earth would you doubt something like that? it's not like i said they had full anal behind the screen only to fall asleep, get locked in and steal all those grim hotdogs. whatever.
how big is you dick? and yes, it is an old gag. THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT
that someone would doubt something that will so obviously have happened hundreds of times all over the world
a card, even if you are rubbish at the whole 'crafts' thing, it'll go down a treat with the lovely lady :o)
I think its nice to do something, but its always better if you don't need it to be an 'ocassion' so to speak
immediately dump a partner that bought me flowers and chocolates.
I'd rather the cash.
and black hair dye.
you should be careful what you say!
suggest we do stuff together. watch a doris day film with her <3
and sometimes buy her a nice plant
i dont think so but i think its nice.
(i am stupidly ridiculously excited this year because for once i have a boyfriend over valentines! i know this is really sad but i cant help it!)
I like to be able to give presents when I want and when the market's not saturated with tacky crap.
and i know its stupid arlketing ploy which i why (along with taste) that i dont want any of the valentines specific crap.
i dont even expect a present. i just want the day to feel slightly special.
IM AN AWFUL PERSON :'(
February 14th for everyone?
but when its shoved in your face so aggressively, i think you'd be forgiven to feel a little disapointed secretly if you dont get a card or anything
don't really appreciate other people as much as they should
who else thinks danielkelly is really rubbish?
now sod off you gherkin faced dead fish!
But as I said, I feel like it's for people who can only manage to make their partner feel 'special' on one day a year - I'd rather make that effort 100% of the time :)
No point being a bitter cynic about Valentines Day, but its better if its a constant thing
but my boyfrineds cruel and unusual and he's horrid to mea nd beats me and makes me cry everyday :'(
and thats why we're not spending ANY money on Valentines day, but we decided to make things partly as a laugh, i think its a genius idea myself! :o)
when i worked in a v shop, our boss used to go on about people buying presents for easter. liek, wtf? who does that?
is good on valentines day. celebrating it is nice. but when it just becomes 'what gift should i get', it kinda misses the point.
if you're celebrating it i'd just go for a romantic evening/gesture.
We make an effort to be nice to eachother whatever time of year it is
I'm willing to take a dive
PS. Try harder
thats what i want
i just want your money
all i want is your booooobs :D
AA Road Atlas
Practical and sexy!
You don't even have to pay for that.
you could catch crabs together.
We are turning our tiny tiny patio into a stunning nighttime picnic venue though. Or winter barbecue, or something. If it rains I imagine our evening will be much like every other evening.
a card for 69p
BARGAIN...I might leave the price on so he appreciates what a economically adept housewife he has
We have a new scary-in-a-strange-coincidence-sort-of-way number
With a lower bodycount and marginally less chance of encountering polar bears.
(Be careful, because the chocolate burns)
...a set of those air-drumming drumsticks delivered. I'm not sure there any good.
*stamps bear into trash can*
To get your wife and your lover the same thing?
i hate it. always have done. my other half loves it all. so by proxy, do i hate her?
no idea what to get her either. valentine's is a load of crap.
Seems to work.
such romantic ditties as 'jack the ripper', 'henry lee' & 'where the wild roses grow' !
photorealistic portrait of myself, lad in hand, on her back while she's asleep. Cause it falls under arts and crafts and it shows I care.
never tried it. cool.
but the worst kind of valentines gift is something with a heart on it, such as heart necklaces and teddy bears with hearts on... steer clear of hearts.