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he can't hear you!
Or: a hearing aid.
but it would pretty much be taking coals to Newcastle
go into millets.
Its what I would want.
Or a parang (a type of machete)
or a wood grenade (you can never have too many
for all old person needs.
they like that stuff.
i'm now your best friend, and a 56 year old man.
oh, it's also my birthday tomorrow.
'Six' by Mansun.
Assuming he hasn't already got it.
and filled it with his favourite songs, he quite like that when he figured out how to use it
if he read Eagle magazine as a kid - apparently millions of guys his age did. I bought my dad a nostalgic annual for Xmas and he bloody loved it...