I'm sure this has been done before but anyway.
1. This is an obvious one, but barmen who serve fit girls before people who've actually waited their turn do my swede in. Nine times out of ten they're not going to get anywhere with the girl in question yet they still keep doing it, then when they do get round to serving you, they pull their face as if they'd rather be doing absolutely anything else. FFS.
2. People who press the buttons at pelican crossings though they can see it's already been pressed. I was waiting to cross the road earlier and some div came up to the crossing and frantically pressed the button five or six times. Amazingly enough, the lights didn't change any quicker.
I can't help but take it personally if I've already pressed the button, too - I mean, is my button-pressing technique not good enough or something? Hmph. I'm pretty certain I'm the only person who's so irritated by this.
Over to you innit.