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you can have _vikram...
a french actor - say he wanted to make him "crazy like nicolas sarkozy" or something? or did i dream that
The arts budget would be like 65% of the total and Tracy Emin would be Homse Secretary.
Cabinet meetings would be held in the Idiot & iPhone (formerly 93 Feet East)...the whole thing would be a bloody nightmare!
and replacing it with 'Lifestyle tokens' redeemable against cups of organic mocha, entrance to installation art exhibits and avant garde furniture.
any of what you just said a bad thing?
Let's start with the concept of Tracy Emin in a position of authority and just sort of... lightly twirl around it for a few hours. Then we'll take a minute for the organic beverages, and go back to Emin for the rest of the day.
all I'm saying.
Even got a better line in cleavage wear.
All I'm saying.
....just don't go starting a ladrock combo please!
We will be called 'The Impotents' and belt out beer-soaked anthem after beer-soaked anthem detailing our pathetic lack of success with women, but kind of making it sound like we sort of did get some, only we didn't. At all.
for prie minster
He has a heart and reasoned compassion.
However If he was then I would try to ensure that I had his ear.
For't crack like?
the day ever comes when someone called 'vikram' becomes prime minister, i'll seek refuge in distant countries and nuke the waste that i left behind