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lol. they bought me drinks and books. now i have 3 hgoiurs to go. whoop weekeend.
damn you summers!
*pokes tongue out*
*uses said beast to abuse sophia in the ear*
145 minutes of work left
exactly what i was thinking. Daytime drinking only works for me if I can drink through to the evening.
and then waking up to continue the drinking.
instead of teeth
of old ladies shit
THE same as that man from TV who is rubbish!
and ruined my zonino, you lanky haired git!
you ruined my life!
I'm not going to buy your crystals hippy magazine now!
(You know I like the Telegraphs, you big lug)
(you know I love you, you big dope!)
woman off the tampon advert, you big tampon!
and record them and re-watch them. YOU'RE WEIRD.
with the man from eurotrash in the bum
licked all the cum out and sucked on it all day and then kissed your sister.
EVERYBODY POINT AND STARE AT THE LIAR
so you are both you and your own sister like in that film Black Christmas from the 80s.
GOOD THING I'M AT HOME EHHHHhh?
shall i get drunk tonight?
i was thinking of a quiet night in but now...
i'm hoping none of my work pals say anything about me blatantly doing no work but who gives a shit? i only have 98 minutes left of wiley!
what are they gonna do, fire you?
it would be a bit [poo (no offence reeceypoos)
what are we gonna do?
but I'm in such a good mood I might as well be. I don't even know why.
Someone's playing ragga on the other side of the office for some reason, and my automatic pretend-to-be-professional head started thinking "That's really annoying" before I realised that it was in fact awesome.
god that was a really surreal and yet messy evening.
YOU KNOWBBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH SUCKY ON A BLAAAM A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN