when my family met reeces for the first time - i was quite scared my 'wacky' family would embarass me but it was actually reeces oh so sweet and lovely mummy that brought the lols.
over the dinner table, i think we were talking about winter weight gain and i told her she needn't worry as she does have a lovely figure and she replied with 'well, im ok but i sometimes wish here *indicating chest* was a bit more like yours.
que his dad coughing and saying 'moving swiftly on'

and a few weeks ago reece and i were messing around in the kitchen when i slipped a bit and my head ended up in a rather, er,...compromising place just as his mum walked in, i cooly yelped "we aren't doing anything dodgy!"
oh! im so smooth