"Rhian was pleased Diego Maradona apologised for his 1986 Hand Of God goal.
She said, 'It's about time. His cheating broke a lot of hearts.
'If he comes to Britan as a coach, he can set about finding a young talent who will one day bring home the World Cup.
'I love football', she added, 'in fact, my ideal man would be a guy who loves football, works in a warehouse, weighs 18 stone, and drinks Stella all weekend with his mates in front of the telly. I wouldn't mind if he spunked all over my tits, then watched me lezz off with all of my friends!'"