Now legal apparently...

http://itn.co.uk/news/de166dabc5b1ca0e60a1a614a1fb2272.html

I'm glad they've thought this through

NO HOT DRINKS ALLOWED

Picture the scene:

"So darling, why exactly do you have such a shrivelled cock?"

"Well it's like this...I was on a flight to Erfurt...In the nude...And the air hostess asked if I wanted cream in my coffee"