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We are all in agreement, yes?
HP specificaly definately beats Tomato any day.
You can give me a CV if you want though
not quite what i wanted.
as good as HP sauce. Tomato Sauce wins.
a mixture of tomato and bbq?
presided over the OJ Simpson court case. He didn't wear a wig.
Japanese-American to be precise.
YOU'RE a saucy bugger
You lose, DanielKelly! YOU LOSE!
and began to dribble everywhere
You bunch of stupid cunts.
without other stuff on it?
ARE YOU INSANE?!
now go and eat something bland and sauceless.
Saucy Tina Turner cover version
She's a singer.
Stupid false names.
Yes were a band, silly
On the Libertines Gravy Train
Good work reece. GOOD WORK.
when they say this.
*shakes head and walks away*
You can't just eat bread you big silly!!
No wonder you are so skinny!
and should be culled.
There is not much better in the world than Dominos Texan BBQ
beefburger - ketchup
sausage sandwich - ketchup
bacon sandwich - brown sauce
bacon AND egg sandwich - ketchup
chips - ketchup (and mayonnaise?)
fry up - NO SAUCE NEEDED
for when you've run out of yolk. Unless you're having beans as well, in which case it's fine.
I took beans as going without saying, but that was remiss of me and I apologise for the confusion generated by that laxness on my part.
I should also correct myself
sausage sandwich - ketchup and english mustard
sausage sandwich - HOT MEAT MELTS BUTTER 'FTW'
bacon sandwich - HOT MEAT MELTS BUTTER 'FTW'
bacon and egg sandwich - RUNNY YOLK IS YOUR SAUCE
chips - SALT ONLY
You people are polluting your bodies with this sauce filth.
You don't know what you're missing.
French fries - salt only
Chip shop chips - salt and tomato sauce
Wedges - ooooh why not some caviar and hollandaise as well, Mr Luxury Lifestyle?
Oven chips - no sauce, just cook and then throw in the bin
on chip shop chips man
Or some onion vinegar if it is an option
In fact, all of you, out now!
I'm so mad I'm making slightly more typos
Please can you chuck some acid on my chips so that they go all soggy and taste like toad shit? Please?
I like them raw! With nothing on!!!!
Why would you pollute chip shop chips (the undoubted king of the chip world) with RED SAUCE?!?
Mushy peas are allowed. Because they are meant to come from chip shops. Tomato sauce isn't. It's too fancy.
If red sauce were a chat show it would be Jeremy Kyle. Hollandaise is like Parky or something. Brown sauce is Wogan.
What about Mayo?
(the actual king of condiments)
mcdonalds fries, if you must
I like to dip one or two in a sauce, but a part of me regrets it a bit.
melting butter is the best condiment in sandwiches, but a little sauce just makes it perfect.
AND egg yolk and tomato sauce were meant to be together!
with such low-grade filth
it smelt the wrong in you!
Tomato sauce tastes like complete crap!
And tomato sauce is blood for lesbians.
Hollandaise at this point. It's the best sauce.
Tartare sauce on scampi.
The king of sauces.
Yet still only has 14 votes. Clearly an issue a select group of people feel strongly about
but mayonaise is ESSENTIAL.
and not crappy chicken shop mayo either, i thief packets of heinz from wetherspoons and carry them around with me.
always be prepared.
when I see you.
when i see you
You're right about the awesomeness of mayo but you fucked up royally with that statement about bbq sauce!
tomato sauce is ok but its a bit tangy
Mustard a sauce?
but it still rules.
there is no bad mustard, but I prefer English.
I love the aises
What happened to you??
You're the one who changed!
Shit! Lets move this forward...
Do you like chutneys?
Me: 1 - 0 The System
Tell me that someone here likes Horseradish, please
and only in small amounts.
I'll take it
This world is wrong.
the plaice that is.........
from Subway > BBQ but < tomato sauce on sausages which is > mayo on chips which is <= thousand island.
I'm know aware of how different I am and how I can never go back