conversation went like this -
'hello, what time are BSP on tomorrow?'
'i would say around 9'
'oh ok. what time does it finish?'
'well the curfew is 11pm'
'oh really? is that not early?'
'no, gigs here usually end around that time'
'does that not... annoy you?'
'well, erm no. it's the usual time for most venues'
'would you say... that the music is loud?'
'erm... it's... not too loud, it's the normal loudness for a gig!'
'ok, would you say that it's.... earTHROBBING loud or earBLEEDING loud'
'erm, neither i would say' [thinking, oh shit.shitshit]
'oh, i like it when it's THROBBING'
'what's your starsign?'
'c'mon what's your starsign'
'i'm sorry, i really have to go, i have work to do'
'are you from the west country?'
*puts down phone*