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waking loads of people up at 3 in the morning, by singing shaun kingston- the lowest form of human being?
outside their door.
some/most students are such dickheads
now they know it's you.
where's the bubbling rage/revenge in you eh?
I would seriously consider it. I kid you not.
and lived high up, we used to leave porn magazines underneath our windows, then go back up, drink and look down, waiting. people would stop and stare at the magazines and we would shout at them, scaring them. happy days, it was better than traffic-cone collecting.
Students can be gobby once they've got a few drinks inside them, and it's not helped by the fact that the mache partitions in halls of residence act as superconductors for the looped hilarity of MC Hammer/Summer Of 69 etc. Best thing you can do is either hit the mains breakers, or, as a more long-term strategy, stick Nytol in the milk.
On a personal note, being a university security guard is one of the easiest jobs I've ever done (having worked in security for most of my life). The loudest/most punchy students are 9/10 times the one that come from the most comfortable/middle class backgrounds, so all you have to do is threaten to bubble them to their mum and dad and they soon mind their manners. Either that or start hammering during Hollyoaks.