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haha. i miss ariane. that was a fun few days on DiS!
Please dont invoke her.
We just met and you are already trying to cop a feel.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 1.
stopped at the station. i forgot to get gas, we broke down. i scored 1/10. i'm officially a loser.
i didn't realise her wanting a "kiss" was different to a "french kiss"
she ate dinner in her bikini, we weremaking out in the hot tub and it crashed! urgh
"you are moving a little fast for me"
call her a whore, then leave her to pay the bill. that's what i do when a date won't blow me in the loos
"leave her to the wolves"
major moral dilemma.
she keeps telling me to piss off when i want to rub her tits. makes me want to cut them off and where them as a comedy hat
i took her to the bar and got her lashed.
she fell asleep in the car.
took her into the house.
7/10 ain't bad.
jesus. i suck
have dinner, talk to her, compliment her, drink a bit and do other boring grown-up things and then 'go to somewhere more fun' and just sit at the bar buying her dry martini's. didn't "win" the game but it was funny how the guy kinda undressed her to a naked state without any hesitation/instruction.
analz in teh hottub! ^5
i need to get out more...