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Lewes have the wonderfully named Andy 'Jukebox' Drury. And Everton had Neil 'Dissa' Pointon.
think Michael Mancienne at QPR is nicknamed 'Haunted'
Mark 'Wattle and' Dawber
best I can do except for
Dale 'Wheelie' Binns
You can watch his goal vs Horsham here
You get the point :)
that Michael Duberry was called 'Conehead' at Chelsea, on account of his cone-shaped head.
it's too good to let pass.
Danny Cipriani, the Wasps fly half, had sex with a post op transexual, and is now known at Wasps as "Danny Cipriani who had sex with a man"
It was borne out of a reference from the South Park episode with Jennifer Aniston in the jungle with the evil little pygmy tribe. Well anyway I can't look at Drogba without instantly thinking/saying the phrase now.
snooker/darts nicknames are far far better. Footballers are typically unimaginative idiots
that people should call him 'The Guv'nor' towards the end of his time at Old Trafford. The dick.
I always liked Gabriel 'Batigol' Batistuta's nickname. Classy, and highly appropriate.
Because he's huge and ace like Jon 'The Beast' Parkin.
On account of his hairstyle - also attributed to Jason Lee.
The "He's got a pineapple on his head..." song was hilarious
but he was celled bob was he?
Kevin Kilbane who is known as "Zinedine Kilbane".
Weren't the Citeh fans calling him Tragedy due to his woeful form in front of the goal? Moderately funny.
was the name given to goalkeeper Kevin Hitchcock when he was at Mansfield in the late 80s.
Also, Pasclol Chimbonda. I just made that up.
I cannot for the life of remember his name, but when Middlesbrough signed their first black players sometime in the early 1980s, the fans called him 'Sooty'.
I'm pretty sure Middlesbrough is fifteen years behind the modern world.
David Strihavka is known more simply as Dave Striker
also Gary "Ginger Pele" Doherty