Probably the best type of program.
It was "ROAD WARS night" on sky 3 last night. 4 hours of police videos and thermal imagine cameras.
There was a one where a guy was drunk-driving and swerving pretty gently from side to side, and the voice over guy was like "He bounces off the sides of the road... LIKE A SICK GAME OF PINBALL"
How can a game of pinball be sick, under any context? How does that relate to driving? Pinballs dont even swerve from side to side, they bounce pretty erratically, from what I remember. Take THAT!
And there was this drunk guy with one leg who decided to drive up the main road on a motorised lawnmower. It was brilliant. He kept falling to one side because he only had one leg.
I've just written three paragraphs about cctv. You cannot best this in terms of writing about banal television.