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well we've all the other 'in public' threads. Would you or do you think anyone who does it should be arrested/fined?
should wee on their doorstep, see if they like it.
but they shouldn't quite match...
maybe the punishment for weeing in public can be the flaming-jobbie-on-the-doorstep routine?
It's only urine ffs, it'll evaporate eventually. Pooing in public is a different matter entirely...
I can handle it, I'm a man.
and all the public toilets in the area are closed?
'sexing in public'?
cos that is very funny
At night, into a bush or alley with no-one around? Fine
During the day, walking down a packed Oxford Street with your cock braznely in hand? Another matter entirely
YR SO KEWL
If they're trying to be discreet you accept it. Sometimes you need to go and there are no toilets.
...my flatmate has to shower there too. Public?
or into her shampoo bottle
cos she was a total witch. It made me chuckle every time she washed her hands.
Her Mum was a repulsive person too, so it was great to see her use the hand-wash when she was over.
Safety "I'm only joking" wink ;)
"reciprocal joking" wink ;)
Armed to the teeth
be an acceptable example of urinating in public?
I think I'd waive my right to deal out a fine
and other affluent areas.
Except girls..they should be free to do it anywhere..cos its just amazing when they do it..they're like cats marking territory they are
In wardour streets a group of women were walking by and one just bet over in front of a door, flipped over her black cokctail dress...just let loose...wiped herself with her dress and walked on by. and she didnt mind us staring directly in front of her
And they won't let you finish your wee.
that would show 'em.
Just don't ask if you can finish first. They will only say no :(
If they're gonna charge me for £80 anyway I wanna at least get a good piss out of it.
and a bit of a vom while you're at it
would produce this reaction quite naturally.
you could probably wee on their shoes/truntion
but I have an exceptionally weak bladder and sometimes it is unavoidable. Find somewhere dark and out of the way.
I once saw a lady of no fixed address pissing by a phone box by the Angel pub behind Centre Point. The wee was running down the pavement and as a group of people walked past she went "Quick, you'd better run or it's going to catch you!"
to a brilliant new horror film. Anyone want in on the project?
'Billy and the Truckasaurus' is go!
does that mean you'll put in a fiver but will be wearing comically-oversized shoes at the time?
and get back to work.
Boo, i move departments, thus to a more visible-computer on Monday. Gone will be my days of leisure.