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This office is bizzare.
Whats the crappest/best thing you've won?
i was 8.
i was like WTF.
a hamper with two tins of something rancid and one or two other things that weren't much use to a 10 year old.
on stage at a Panto in Hackney when I was about 10. I ended up giving them to the little boy who lost though, because he was a few years younger and started crying.
I think thats all I've ever won.
i kid you not. i don't think it ever even got opened
"You get stabbed by Nick Cotton, miss a turn!"
Lose 50 points and go directly to Dr. Legg"
Obviously there's no way you can continue a relationship with someone who lives in a different part of London/The Country so you drown your sorrows in the Vic.
Recieve 40 points.
Miss a turn.
and you see minty wearing the same shirt as one you own.
lose 10 points and £40,000.
Do nothing interesting then leave.
Roll a dice and consult the table below:
1-3 Wicksy is the father
4-6 Ian is the father
Take it to the Archers and pay Charlie to give you a lift in his cab.
advance to Bridge St.
Sit on the swings and cry to yourself.
shame I'm only 5'1".
still need to collect actually.
it's either that, or a take that pillow case and lamp shade from fastforward magazine! :D
courtesy of Faceparty. I don't know why I bothered going, it was horrific.
we have a winner.
Don't you have to enter these things? In my formative days of faceparty i only get messages about Big Gay Out.
and the question was "what will you wear?" For a joke I put clingfilm, so I was a little bit surprised when they sent me tickets!
I'd rather eat my own testicles than parade around in Finsbury Park wearing nothing more than clingfilm with Samantha Fox soundtracking the whole thing.
It was the 4th place prize.
1st - A guitar
2nd - Really good ipod speaker ting.
3rd - Can't remember, but I'd have loved it.
Then they had 5 copies of said CD.
I was a bit pissed, so when my ticket was pulled I was well chuffed, cos the standard of prize had been so high.
It would have been more polite for them to shit in my hand.
and go backstage and meet the "stars"
I gave the tickets to my crap music loving friend.
and that he should be more like everyone's favourite granddad.
Perfect end to the thread.
I was quite pleased. That's about it. I never enter comps and it was the only thing I won.
Oh - easter egg raffle in 8th grade.
it's a big binbag for fucks sake...useful though
WHEN THEY WERE BANNED.
They actually gave me a yoyo and told me not to use it.
This is surely child cruelty!!!!