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did i nooooooo wanna hear that.
where AREN'T we going?
ricky lake pits
that you really just aren't very funny
Does that properly convey moodiness?
You'll ruin my mood
Better than a PP in the eye!
And he's dead!
How do you spell *then make a sound like someone teeth-planting on a kerb.*
Nice one, Tony Hawk (when used to mock someone for something foolish)
Most of them revolve around the same person, who was just a walking joke for the entirety of school and sixth form.
then you'll see
Let's Move on (in east european accent)
i dont get it
Waaaahaayyy!! Doo Doo Doo Doo!
Sting was in Tron?
it's the future.
ooooh you wait til I see them next!
LEE GARRETT MATE!
Sending lettuce in the post.
Replying 'I don't know. Ask the pirate?' to everything.
'You, my friend, have had an absolute Regi Blinker'.
'That is Pierre.' (Van Hooijdonk as in is totally bonkers)
That and trying to create 'Fantasy Rugby XVs' from notable characters/dogs we pass in the street- thus far we've got two packs of TV Chefs and an absolute screamer of an 'American Teen Soaps on the 90s' Lions party. Roger from Sister Sister as third choice scrum half? What a great morale boosting tourist...
this is brilliant, and im taking it
line the shite
We're so ZANY!
Freddie Starr..and then some.
Its all gone a bit Oliver Stone!
And the Klingon said: "What Tribble?"
"Tired of being admired."
"But you are in the chair,you are!"
Didier's Drag Bar.
I don't even know anyone called Andy.
It's just science - explanation for anything complicated.
Not off on me Sweeney.
stolen from Alan Partridge but in my defence, i didn't know where my mate got it from when i started saying it, and we use it out of context.
i.e. "Do you want coffee or tea?"
Stuff is generally stolen, mainly from the Simpsons.
smooth move x-lax!
"thats what she said"
I forgot to add that and thought it was a backwards saying from my region.
to me yeah!?
where abouts are you from..
no that was to Dyler Turden! I'm from near Hull though. It's the saying 'Jeb-end' I thought it was totally local.
Anything featuring Mr Hobbs, Quaker, Arsenal pub "the duck and letts (pronounced lettuce), a bee, pompous, ding dong, musli flakes, "get's in front of the defender"...
Little (surname). He can't help it.
ONE MUST (swing arms 'royally' INDULGE
When in Rome, son. When in Rome...
Spice World! &
Nutty Professer Two And The Clumps..
Not on a forum of Spaced lovers anyway
you mean 2? In Egham there are pretty much only 2 or 3 different night templates to choose from
You sound like an eastern european prostitute.
or some other TV show.
How exactly are they private jokes?
in the sense that's it's usually just between you and the one or two friends you know watch that whilst sometimes around those who don't.
and many would be familar with, for example, "smell my cheese you mother"
that majority of my friends haven't, especialy the girls.
So the title of thread was "privcate jokes noone OUTSIDE your friends understands".
Your reply is a "private joke" everybody except your friends understands.
i put my own interpretation on it.
my bad, i wasn't the first to do so mind.
so ones from my other friends tend to involve:
Oh, in about ten minutes. (When asked ANYTHING relating to time.)
And thousands more, that I can't remember at the moment.
"Look at me looking at you, I'm a crow"
"Babe - Pig in a bag"