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i've seen it on the internet.
ON A PLATE OF GLASS PLACED ABOVE MY BATH AS I LIE INSIDE PULLING MY SELF OFF SINING THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM
Girls pass not but flowers and pot pourri.
a link to 2girls1cup, I'm dissapointed...it's been a while.
like, really horrid ones.
is a testament to the above fact.
girls pooed kittens once a year.
i just love the thought of them squeezing out a huge log.
from Harold & Kumar/White Castle.
I used to imagine them producting a big log, with their balls and dick dangling down the loo whilst they produced the prize winning log.
So yea, girls don't pooo. Fact. It comes out of our mouths. Yes we do literally talk shit
if you can imagine this and still fancy/like them
does this mean I love everyone?
the Queen - once daily - squats down and takes a dump is superb
but alas i haven't been able to bottle the smell for long enough to make comparisons with the much recongised male variety
...she does some honking produce in the mornings then tries to mask is with cheap air-freshener.
NOTHING could mask the pungent scent.
cheap air-freshner + shit = awfulness
They wait for the pressure to build and excrete a small diamond every 7 years
that's really hardcore.
that people are gonna associated period blood filled dumps with yr band now?
I am concurned!
it's a fucking disgrace.
I just discovered this thread by chance.
we believe you
Whats not to believe?
did you really google "girls pooing"
stop confusing me
Erm, it was for a school project.
and all of them by Mehodor.
I just like Neil Minnaars post above :)
over my mouth to stop the laugher/vomit from spraying over everyone.
i don't think i pooed yesterday either, i hope there's nothing wrong with me
i wouldn't worry about it.
i'll be sure to let you know, though
will there be graphs and tables etc?
i do own a digital camera.
I stayed at my parents house during the summer break from uni a few years ago, and one of my (female) flatmates drove down for a visit, and immediately asked if she could use the bathroom, which happens to shares a wall with the kitchen. Stood there with my parents, all of a sudden the silence was broken by
It sounded like someone dropping a series of toasters into a lake. In all the years we lived in that house I never heard a peep out of anyone else through that wall....god knows what she had eaten. My parents and I started making hasty conversation so that there was no gaps in conversation where we could hear the full horror of what was occurring....
Yeah, i used to share a flat with a couple of girls and they used to drop some toxic bombs in the old outhouse. At that times, i was living off Mixed Pakora and Chips, so you would have thought that it would have been me with the dodgy bowel movements. Dunno what they were eating, but I've heard that if you eat loads of pasta, it can do some funky stuff to the 'heftyness' of your stool.
i just got back from one of these. it was pretty unsuccessful.
Maybe you're not doing it right