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its in about 5 hours...
i havent studied.
consider this, thanks.
go to the exam, and start pooing/sicking everywhere. You'll be thrown out quite quickly.
Say you got mugged on the way to the exam? You'd have to report it to the police though
im a terrible liar, especially to police. and i dont think i can poo and sick on demand... this is a tricky one.
like raw meat or sumthing. If you're desperate.
just say im sick? or do i need a doctors note.. even if i was sick i live about 150 miles from my doctor.
For uni? then I'm pretty sure you're gonna need proof.
Why not start studying now? 5 hrs is plenty of time!
and make it all up. it'll be fine. what's it on?
You're not alone...
I didn't wanna go to my exams (I was in trouble with the vice principle and if he found me there was a good chance I was gonna be expelled, I needed to lay low till the heat died down) so I just didn't go. When I returned a month later all my teachers and year head asked where I had been. I told them I had been visiting family in Canada.
They believed me and didn't question the matter further (though my 'friends' who knew the truth kept threatening to let them know what really happened) and the vice principle seemed to forget about shit, good old Mr Donnelly and his crap memory.
Get a friend to take the exam for you.
CAUTION: You may be caught if your friend looks nothing like you. It's also advisable to make sure they know something about the subject they're supposed to be doing an exam on.