Root through your sent messages and post a drunk text. I want to see how good mine are in comparison.

"you so know where the toilet is you gay"

"The whistler. Where are thee x"
"Claude von Stroke. I love . XLife"

"Haha you elitist cnt. They're playing metronomy remix of gash. I requested an actual metrononw song and the guy loved me."

More to come....