Root through your sent messages and post a drunk text. I want to see how good mine are in comparison.
"you so know where the toilet is you gay"
"The whistler. Where are thee x"
"Claude von Stroke. I love . XLife"
"Haha you elitist cnt. They're playing metronomy remix of gash. I requested an actual metrononw song and the guy loved me."
More to come....