http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
how are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
i'm going to ask you a bunch of question and i want to have them answered immediately
God:
Ask me. What is giant sand? Why do you want it?
Me:
who is your daddy and what does he do?
God:
I don't think I have a daddy and what does he do. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
you have a buttmaster?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a buttmaster.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
God was programmed?
God:
Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
HUH??
God:
What?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me:
A sphincter says what?
God:
Go on.
Me:
A sphincter says what?
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
animal
God:
Prokaryote or eukaryote?
Me:
jobbies
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.