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It really is quite foul. These are the sort of people I have to work with uou see.
'Can you better that?' asks Tim.
No - no, I can't.
and a patient might show any minute...
i was showed these not two days ago.
quite amusing :)
way too long to get the joke.
What's wrong with me!?
Took me a few minutes too ;)
'i haven't tried the restaurant myself, but i did shag my girlfriend up the arse last night'
and just collapsed in an uncontrollable heap.
Luckily no-one was around.
(no pun intended) where it says 'my girlfriend enjoyed our trip to the Oxo Tower so much that we engaged in anal sex afterwards' or something along those lines!
just last night. We had been booked into a neighbouring restaurant only to discover it was undergoing a refurbishment.
They had had the painters in and the decor was a ghastly shade of red'