I got two very large saws 4ft logging saws with 1 inch teeth this saturday, from e bay at a bargain £25 (inc p and p).
I also have a log maul, felling axe and sledgehammer and wood grenades.
It means I will be able to secure myself a supply of fuel when oil/coal/petrol becomes unavailable.
1) What do you own that is simillarly manly?
2) what provisions are you taking for 'the collapse'?