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And they more than likely have one prepared for every other household name you can think of.
but the media need to leave her alone.
She needs to get her head together and all this shit isn't gonna help her, just push her over the edge
Just like most vaguely well off people have a will prepared? Its a bit difficult to sort this stuff out when its a more pressing issue!
will have a stockpile of obituaries ready, I assume. And in the current situation, it doesn't really surprise me that one of them has added Britney's to this stockpile.
i just thought it would spur discussion. but actually now i'm realising i'm quite sick of the britney thing. how quickly a mind can change.
President of the US before she dies...
Meh, they had the Queen Mother's obit ready for years - Britters will keep on mooching around for a few years yet.
Death and The Penguin in which the central character writes obituaries for people who haven't died yet. It's pretty common practice.
to bring such a subject to light at the moment.
I don't want any harm to come to her, but I wouldn't be especially bothered if it did.
WHICH I'M NOT, IT WOULD SIMPLY SAY
'EVEN AFTER THREE YEARS, SHE STILL COULDN'T WORK OUT HOW THE REPLY SYSTEM WORKED'.
LOOK I'M REPLYING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
Something like 'she was a free spirit, who cared not for the shackles of a reply system'
i wonder if the writer of britney's obituary has a penguin in his bath..
into the penguin's tiny eyes for signs of intelligence, but saw only sadness'
It's like a really realistic, but then there's just a penguin there. And you never really question it. It seems totally natural for someone to have a depressed penguin moping around the house
and they've got stock footage ready for obituaries of pretty much anyone who's anyone. It's slightly morbid how, if an ageing star has a stroke or some other illness, the obituary gets updated and edited together just in case...
when you're working for a news organisation.
Making public that one has been prepared for Britney though, is just extremely unhelpful. She needs help, and she needs it out of the public eye. Look at Pete Doherty - I don't know if things are perfect for him but they certainly appear better than they were, and that only finally happened when he got out of London and tried to lower his profile a little bit.
The media treatment of Britney Spears in recent weeks has got frightening. She's clearly getting very ill and it's inexcusable to hound people in this kind of vulnerable state.
outlived the person who originally wrote hers in preperation