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i like it
I had this discussion with some friends the other day... I think it's quite cute!
On svelte young ladies, incidentally.
i'll check my diary
think this but i think i prefer your normal variety.
A truism there.
jail hell jail hell jail
it's just a little seepage
she was amazing
yeah, she had it going on, "cleavage" wise. Sexy etc
then you might have to actually confront them with your feelings!
I fancy about 3 girls who I see in the shops around where I live. It's dreadful and i'm starting to think i'll turn into a creepy stalker.
Again, one mans stalker is another man's hopeless romantic.
..and as I said to the judge...'Actually, I prefer to think of it as people watching'.
Following people home and taking pictures through their window is still "hopelessly romantic", right?
PAH! It's political correctness gone mad, i tell you.
nothing more, nothing less.
On a more serious note, much as I'd love to tell you that it all gets easier in your twenties...I really can't lie to you, it doesn't.
If anything it's worse, at least when you're in your teens you can get away with the most audacious of presumptions.
I've spent my evening watching Gordon bloddy Ramsay and listening to The Smiths...this is terrible!!!
They'd think it was totally brilliant if I just told them, wouldnt they? Proper adult women would LOVE it if a 17 year old twerp-in-eyeliner made a pass at them, right? They'd think it was adventurous or something, surely? SURELY?
two or more recent Hollyoaks storylines and as such it can only be BRILLIANT idea!
As soon as I leave school, i'm going on an all round embarrassment spree.
Slightly scarring experience. The measurer was a cantankerous old lady who told me off for the underwear I was wearing, then told me to take my top off in front of her so she could put the bra on... she didn't seem to understand that I'd be quite capable of doing it myself... A very weird scenario, but apparently my "cleavage", or lack of, has expanded.
First man to correctly explain how to measure a lady's bosoms wins a prize...possibly a picture of a cat.
but no banana.
it being vaguely along these lines:
Find out your chest size. Run a measuring tape directly underneath your breasts, all the way around your back and ribcage. Write down your measurements. Now, add 5 inches and that's your chest size!
Find out your cup measurements. Run the measuring tape along your breasts at their fullest point (usually the middle) and write down your measurements.
Note the difference between your cup measurements and your chest measurements (your cup measurements will be larger).
Based on the number that represents the difference between your measurements, you will find you true cup size. Use the following guide to determine:
up to 1/2 inch = AA
1/2 to 1 inch = A
1 inch to 2 inches = B
2 to 3 inches = C
3 to 4 inches = D
4 to 5 inches = DD/E and so on...
which is usually 15 minutes from the moment you go in, but still, it's a very formal process... Then, you have to remove all top clothing apart from your bra. Wear something supportive or they'll tell you off (the woman wasn't impressed by my american apparel elastic band bra), don't let them pressure you into stripping! Then, they do the measuring, and make you try on their horrible suggested bras in the hope that you'll buy them. It's really really weird, going into a changing room and letting an old lady feel you up...
what is a polystyrene bra? are you confusing a bra with a drinking vessel?
you did enjoy it just a little bit didn't you...
liver spots and arthritic fingers really do it for me.
knock liver spots
The louder the honk, the bigger the breast. Seems fine to me.
I was taking tickets tonight. We live in near-ish ares of the country. I have cleavage.
(I love you too.)
It varies from 14 to 18 as the age of consent is not a federal matter.
if the girl has big boobies though
but in a totally hot way
on breast reduction?
if i had the money i'd have it.
i think they cut off your nipples and stick them back on somewhere else higher up. that's got to hurt.
"After the incision is made, the nipple-which remains tethered to its original blood and nerve supply-is then repositioned. The areola is reduced by excising skin at the perimeter, if necessary.
Underlying breast tissue is reduced, lifted and shaped. Occasionally, for extremely large pendulous breasts, the nipple and areola may need to be removed and transplanted to a higher position on the breast (free nipple graft)."
areola is a good word. sounds sort of Greek myth-y
"extremely large pendulous breasts"
clearly gravity took its toll.
but this girl is hott...
in real life she would be sporting that lovely airbrushed finish :(
its only in that photo she looks really hot aswell, other ones she looks average