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I've said too much
that might not be how you spell truncheon ;(
As in: "Bitch, I'm totally gonna lay pipe in your burger..."
I got this in an email and I love it
that's amazing. i don't know that i'd be overly charmed by someone who called his chap 'thor', but on some level at least, i'd be very impressed.
toodle, ever since I was 5.
good band too
"From crevices caressed by fingers
And fat blue serpent swells"
though not for my own, and only when in a state of flaccidity.
One I came up with myself.
At least i'm honest
makes me laugh.
seconded. also 'love truncheon', or spinal tap's 'flesh torpedo'. what's wrong with a good old fashioned 'winkle'?