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i reckon i could do dolly parton.
and susan sarandon would definitely get it.
so come on then who are your fave pilfs?
i'd take annette benning.
she's only 47 though. I feel I should be able to push myself further.
what about that old guy off eastenders?
i can't remember his name but he has a flat cap and gambles a lot
the above reply should be to a thread titled "oldest person you have fucked"....blah, blah, blah. work is dragging, own posts are becoming indisriminate and meangingless, apologies, apologies, eject, eject...
...your grandfather's passing was in no way related to my maurading member, I promise.
God I've got to go home...I'm leaving NOW
I meant to say Marauding Member, not maurading member.
Adj. 1. marauding - characterized by plundering or pillaging or marauding; "bands of marauding Indians"; "predatory warfare"; "a raiding party"
A raiding party....
without thinking about it!
have you seen the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover?
to stop me doing the same.
and i'm not remotely sorry
when i saw this thread.
well hot in the cook, the thief etc
sick film too
I'm at work so maybe I should just click on any old link that is posted even if it includes the words "naked old lady" in the link.
sparked my irrefutable click-action. I think I've learned a lesson today..
That's all I have to say.
it's almost impossible to resist isn't?
I tried to hard there as well. I deleted it twice before posting it!
Fern Britt.....still undecided.
her very own Facebook group, y'know.
Classy lady, you wouldn't have a chance.
(how do you get around not typing anything in this box?)
is only 6 years older than me, and thats at a push. I have some gene which finds birthdays prior to mine repulsive :(
I should add, officer.
who is born between November 74 and December 89, PM me.
That bird off the bbc breakfast show (any one of three actually, thinking about it...)
your mum too (obvs)
Come to mama.
and Felicity Kendall are the correct answer to this.
is too old now. There was a time though
Rosemary & Thyme. She was still pretty hot at times no? Probably not.
Actually, Wannamaker is almost the same person isn't she?
but slightly younger and thus hotter
now which end are you having?
lower the tone didn't you?
Zoe likes a deep voice
I want to go where a fictional Robert Lyndsay has gone.
Tell you who IS hot though, although clearly not particulaly old, Chris whatshisfaces from My Family's BT advert wife. She wins in the wide reaching 'older woman' category.
'fairly large'. No win sentence really.
Wide enough to accommodate a BT homehub apparently.
yes she does. With her lovely round, but also pointy, face.
i narrowly missed her presence in a tbe station once. 30 seconds earlier and she'd have walked past me as she did my friend waiting on the platform. :(
William can make sweet sax music to lay down the mood
and ian mckellen
Men always get pissed of with Nicholson because they know he has *something* they'll never have. Makes me laff.
Anyway, I thought of this initially, but he looks like a pot-bellied pig these days :(
I know what he has (had). He just doesn't have it now and hasn't since approximately Batman
if I knew that charismatic pot-bellied men were popular with ladies I would have made more of an effort
you could work on it.
for his sake, I hope she hasn't got many mates!
good way to go though.
Of any production
still cant stop laughing
10/10-Drowned In Sound
"a masterpiece of comic timing"- The Wire
and so forth
Although she's technically too lovely to fuck.
Unless I could get her to dress up as a lobster, like in those Film Four adverts. Rrrrrowr!
steve martin. i wish.
Fourth?! Are Jim and Sonia coming round?
It's Nana Moon we're all after.
actually i think she died this year.
the obstacle to sexual bliss that it used to be.
Just ask Peter Stringfellow.
i was thinking about susan sarandon too. but she has that funny walk that makes me think its too late
don't know how old he is.
john hurt still just about has A Quality, but i'm not sure i'd actually go there.
birol unel - http://verleih.polyfilm.at/gegen_die_wand/31.jpg
he's mid-40s, so not that old, but yeah. any excuse to mention him. he DEFINITELY has a quality.
Mid-50s+ probably an actress.
Who am I thinking of? It's my token answer and I've gone braindead
She could talk me into doing ANYTHING.
Solves murders and writes who-dunnits... can sing and dance... Oh, how I wish I was Dr. Hazlett!
that nobody has mentioned michelle pfeiffer! shes 49 and still fit as
School Of Rock
No, just me then...
In your dreams, you jumped up indie prick.
Julianne Moore surely doesn't even count as old, right? She's top of any list in any case, anyway.
also would have considered Honor Blackman until quite old, but not any more.
The buff one that had a heart attack
Not seen Tina Turner much recently.
Hang on.... is this thread sexist?