who's the oldest famous person you'd fuck?
i reckon i could do dolly parton.
and susan sarandon would definitely get it.
so come on then who are your fave pilfs?
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Sue Barker.
Jane Seymour....
Susan Sarandon
Annette Bening
yeah
i'd take annette benning.
^ end of thread
Joanna Lumley
Shirley Bassey
Julianne Moore
.
^ defo
she's only 47 though. I feel I should be able to push myself further.
barbara bush
.
Bob Hoskins
!
brilliant
what about that old guy off eastenders?
i can't remember his name but he has a flat cap and gambles a lot
your grandad...
of course
my grandad's
dead.
correction...
the above reply should be to a thread titled "oldest person you have fucked"....blah, blah, blah. work is dragging, own posts are becoming indisriminate and meangingless, apologies, apologies, eject, eject...
Though I must clarify..
...your grandfather's passing was in no way related to my maurading member, I promise.
God I've got to go home...I'm leaving NOW
just before I go
I meant to say Marauding Member, not maurading member.
Adj. 1. marauding - characterized by plundering or pillaging or marauding; "bands of marauding Indians"; "predatory warfare"; "a raiding party"
A raiding party....
I would
Mirren - i totally would....
without thinking about it!
why be sorry?
have you seen the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover?
PHWOAR!
obvs
Nothing to apologise unless you intend
to stop me doing the same.
i was gonna say helen mirren too
and i'm not remotely sorry
Yh Helen mirren was the first thing i though about
when i saw this thread.
well hot in the cook, the thief etc
sick film too
queen
mum
.
Bella Emberg
.
Maddie
I really wish I wasn't laughing at that. So much.
Hahahahahaha
aahahahahahaha.
:D
Hmmmmmm
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/naked_old_lady_sitting.jpg
^ Dude..WTF
Prune snatcher.
why the fuck did I just click that!
I'm at work so maybe I should just click on any old link that is posted even if it includes the words "naked old lady" in the link.
!!!
An Overwhelming Feeling of Intruige
sparked my irrefutable click-action. I think I've learned a lesson today..
Jennie Bond
My ex-girlfriend looks like Jennie Bond
That's all I have to say.
Cleopatra
Comin' atcha?
:D
it's almost impossible to resist isn't?
:D It really is
I tried to hard there as well. I deleted it twice before posting it!
The Bearded Lady of Guildford
Felicity Kendall
Fern Britt.....still undecided.
She's got
her very own Facebook group, y'know.
Classy lady, you wouldn't have a chance.
eww
Hugh Laurie
(how do you get around not typing anything in this box?)
Press t'space bar
thanks!
Space bar works!? I've been using Alt-Code 0162 all this time, argh!
Gabriel Byrne
Probably
Clooney
yes
ooh, good call
Kylie
is only 6 years older than me, and thats at a push. I have some gene which finds birthdays prior to mine repulsive :(
...and post 01/01/1990
I should add, officer.
so anyone hot
who is born between November 74 and December 89, PM me.
Susan Kennedy
That bird off the bbc breakfast show (any one of three actually, thinking about it...)
lots
your mum too (obvs)
JohnDTraynor
Come to mama.
Zoe Wannamaker
Angela Merkel
Zoe Wannamaker
and Felicity Kendall are the correct answer to this.
I think even Felicity
is too old now. There was a time though
I'm not sure
Rosemary & Thyme. She was still pretty hot at times no? Probably not.
Actually, Wannamaker is almost the same person isn't she?
Yes
but slightly younger and thus hotter
well, glad thats that sorted
now which end are you having?
clock end please
cock end please
you had to
lower the tone didn't you?
I know
Zoe likes a deep voice
I'm not sure
I want to go where a fictional Robert Lyndsay has gone.
Tell you who IS hot though, although clearly not particulaly old, Chris whatshisfaces from My Family's BT advert wife. She wins in the wide reaching 'older woman' category.
How wide can she reach?
i change to that from
'fairly large'. No win sentence really.
Wide enough to accommodate a BT homehub apparently.
She wins in the category of womankind
yes she does. With her lovely round, but also pointy, face.
true
i narrowly missed her presence in a tbe station once. 30 seconds earlier and she'd have walked past me as she did my friend waiting on the platform. :(
How old's bamos?
32?
Hillary Clinton
William can make sweet sax music to lay down the mood
kim basinger
i don't know how to say this
Owen Pallett
<3
una stubbs
judi dench
and ian mckellen
jack nicholson
shut up
SHUT UP
Heh.
Men always get pissed of with Nicholson because they know he has *something* they'll never have. Makes me laff.
Anyway, I thought of this initially, but he looks like a pot-bellied pig these days :(
Oh!
I know what he has (had). He just doesn't have it now and hasn't since approximately Batman
He still has it.
Soz.
Well
if I knew that charismatic pot-bellied men were popular with ladies I would have made more of an effort
:D
you could work on it.
monica belluci
twice.
my girlfriend and all her mates would shag sean connery
at the same time?
for his sake, I hope she hasn't got many mates!
i bet he'd love it!
and the subsequent cardiac arrest!
good way to go though.
Helen Mirren
Joanna Lumley
2 mins of jackhammering then...
"aaaaaaaaam out!"
^ post of the decade
But claim 50%
Of any production
"aaaaam out"
hahaha
still cant stop laughing
Brilliant
9.5-Pitchfork
10/10-Drowned In Sound
"a masterpiece of comic timing"- The Wire
and so forth
Judith from Eggheads
Judi Dench
Although she's technically too lovely to fuck.
Unless I could get her to dress up as a lobster, like in those Film Four adverts. Rrrrrowr!
*sigh*
steve martin. i wish.
She'd have a fag handy for afterwards too!
And discount in the launderette
and god sai to moses ,"Come Forth!"
Fourth?! Are Jim and Sonia coming round?
^ come on, let's be honest
It's Nana Moon we're all after.
^
actually i think she died this year.
now you're just being fussy!
Death is nowhere near
the obstacle to sexual bliss that it used to be.
Just ask Peter Stringfellow.
lol
i was thinking about susan sarandon too. but she has that funny walk that makes me think its too late
liam neeson.
don't know how old he is.
don't care.
still would.
also
john hurt still just about has A Quality, but i'm not sure i'd actually go there.
oh also
birol unel - http://verleih.polyfilm.at/gegen_die_wand/31.jpg
he's mid-40s, so not that old, but yeah. any excuse to mention him. he DEFINITELY has a quality.
shakespeare
Woman,, famous, REALLY husky voice
Mid-50s+ probably an actress.
Who am I thinking of? It's my token answer and I've gone braindead
THAT'S THE ONE!
She could talk me into doing ANYTHING.
<3
Madge from Neighbours?
Jessica Fletcher
Solves murders and writes who-dunnits... can sing and dance... Oh, how I wish I was Dr. Hazlett!
burt bacharach
it's all about zoe wanamaker
Morrissey
WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOURS, MATE
another vote for
Mirren
Keith Richards
helen mirren
felicity kendal
probably
nigella
Stephen Fry
i can't believe
that nobody has mentioned michelle pfeiffer! shes 49 and still fit as
like fucking a match stick I imagine
the girl from
School Of Rock
I dunno,
Emmanuel Beart.
Madonna?!
No, just me then...
George Clooney
José Mourinho
Siouxsie Sioux of course!
Jennifer Saunders
Fiona Bruce
vorderman!!!
*blushes*
*regains composure*
In your dreams, you jumped up indie prick.
Faye Dunaway
Sophia Loren
Julianne Moore surely doesn't even count as old, right? She's top of any list in any case, anyway.
Susan from Neighbours
^
robert deniro
ctrl + f Charlotte Rampling
what?
great thread
Jane Birkin
also would have considered Honor Blackman until quite old, but not any more.
Probably that old guy from Mad Men
The buff one that had a heart attack
deborah harry
Not seen Tina Turner much recently.
Hang on.... is this thread sexist?
Carol Vorderman pre-leaving countdown.
the english one in the newsroom
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jane Fonda is looking OK for 70+
Margaret Thatcher